tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post4101200719702571251..comments2023-10-30T09:56:43.284+01:00Comments on El Gothico Español: A Friday List of Not to Do'sSpanishGothhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-7804369385976637522007-05-06T13:31:00.000+02:002007-05-06T13:31:00.000+02:00It's not a footie night, thank God, as Laura will ...It's not a footie night, thank God, as Laura will be there too.<BR/><BR/>Phew.Tipplerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14289150760142334305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-4002672538039294282007-05-05T16:29:00.000+02:002007-05-05T16:29:00.000+02:00Mr X -> Cuantro when you can't spell it should be ...Mr X -> Cuantro when you can't spell it should be an indication to you both<BR/><BR/>DQ -> You probably won't read this until you have been loved up the other side of silly but, yes Mariposa will be in attendance<BR/><BR/>Aunty M -> I wish your life and love were happier, you are such a beautiful person<BR/><BR/>Gddik -> Not too thick my friend, merely stuck in the wrong place<BR/><BR/>Phoenix -> Been slightly busy, all will become clear in the next week or so<BR/><BR/>CJ -> agreed - bums are for outgoing, not incoming<BR/><BR/>Honey -> Welcome, I always like honey *winks seductively*<BR/><BR/>Mz J -> Welcome too - but tell your bro Michael to fuck off<BR/><BR/>Kimmy -> sassy = arsey. Bollocks o thatSpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-50103539921090665282007-05-05T06:07:00.000+02:002007-05-05T06:07:00.000+02:00I can not believe people eat Haggis. I had to Goo...I can not believe people eat Haggis. I had to Google it to find out what the hell it was...now I'm sad I did.<BR/><BR/>Green beans can be quite sassy Goth. Maybe give 'em a little try.kimmykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527009466610518600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-89662591671444127002007-05-04T23:41:00.000+02:002007-05-04T23:41:00.000+02:00Never assume a dog will not bite you.Never sit dow...Never assume a dog will not bite you.<BR/><BR/>Never sit down on the toilet without looking first, no matter how badly you have to go.<BR/><BR/>Never have sex in a South American River. A guy my husband knows did this and got a parasite up his urethra, then had to have his hmm-hmm sliced open to get to the parasite. True story, I swear to God.Mz Jacksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04682337914921596049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-69431631481485904272007-05-04T22:25:00.000+02:002007-05-04T22:25:00.000+02:00OOOHHH Goth you're sooooo manly (apart from the bu...OOOHHH Goth you're sooooo manly (apart from the bullet point flowers of course),<BR/>I USED to say in the bad old days I'd try anything once except suicide, but now I fear age has crept up and there is MASSES I have no desire to do.. but whilst drunk sprcifically?<BR/>1) phone up ex boyfriends and tell them how much I miss them<BR/>2)show the bar what a nice bra i have on<BR/>3) text the random blokes in bars who gave me their phone numbers which I've kept in the lining of my coat shhhh don't tell my husband<BR/>4) carry on drinking until I'm sick, ugh<BR/>5) etc. etc. etc.Honeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15662439151558495496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-66859890838083922442007-05-04T19:48:00.000+02:002007-05-04T19:48:00.000+02:00Get a tattooHold a spiderHave anything shoved up m...Get a tattoo<BR/>Hold a spider<BR/>Have anything shoved up my bum - for pleasure or otherwise<BR/>Use sexist insults<BR/>Eat snails<BR/><BR/>I think 5 is enoughCalamity Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07968163808700625669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-8072249356576818192007-05-04T19:31:00.000+02:002007-05-04T19:31:00.000+02:00Oh the shock & horror Rebecca . . .I know your ani...Oh the shock & horror Rebecca . . .I know your animal secrets!<BR/><BR/>I agree with Tippler on never drink & dial, you'll only regret it later.<BR/><BR/>I'm gonna think about this one (& post & regret it later!)Shazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04695259713408937675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-10405285778426264572007-05-04T19:25:00.000+02:002007-05-04T19:25:00.000+02:00- oh, and I'm never going to apply for another job...- oh, and I'm never going to apply for another job (not because I'm in love with the one I have or anything - just because I'm too close to retirement to screw my pension up)<BR/><BR/>- sit another exam. Life's too short.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-57012838982380654722007-05-04T19:10:00.000+02:002007-05-04T19:10:00.000+02:00oh by the way goth not seen you at my place for a ...oh by the way goth not seen you at my place for a while, so before you go off with my niece fancy a vodka on the rocks at the chicken ranch?;-)phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07529325730747488704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-9452872349919067952007-05-04T19:05:00.000+02:002007-05-04T19:05:00.000+02:00I will not, ever:Vote ConservativeUnderstand why a...I will not, ever:<BR/><BR/>Vote Conservative<BR/><BR/>Understand why anyone would vote Conservative<BR/><BR/>Hit a woman or child (not even in self defence)<BR/><BR/>(I might hit a Conservative, though)<BR/><BR/>Eat shell-fish or other wriggly stuff from the ocean<BR/><BR/>Join a religious sect<BR/><BR/>Wear pink (not homophobic, or 'owt - I just look awful in it)<BR/><BR/>Buy The Sun - or forgive them for their treatment of the Hillsborough victims and their families<BR/><BR/>Be fluent in any other language ('cos I'm too thick)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-89002061448977941552007-05-04T18:29:00.000+02:002007-05-04T18:29:00.000+02:00I will try very hard not to date another alcoholic...I will try very hard not to date another alcoholic ever ever ever again. The problem is identifying the beggars, as the functional sort come across quite eloquent, which is a bit of a pull.<BR/><BR/>I will never ever apply to go and live in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.The Aunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529168814096715981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-61087989243318660082007-05-04T16:24:00.000+02:002007-05-04T16:24:00.000+02:00Opps. Slip up.Anyway, Goth boy have a nice weeken...Opps. Slip up.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, Goth boy have a nice weekend. And just think, this time next week you'll have met me. And bring your lovely lady along do. *Pah* I hope we've not picked a football night have we?Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235363864455633649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-52600713020280875452007-05-04T16:03:00.000+02:002007-05-04T16:03:00.000+02:00Quite. Although the Lady's a veggie, so we're not ...Quite. Although the Lady's a veggie, so we're not going to criticise that one too much.<BR/><BR/>No.11 is presumably linked to no. 10. Come to think of it, so is no.12...<BR/><BR/>Regretfully there are quite a few things we've already tried and are never in the sodding world going to do again. And we've blogged most of them.<BR/>At least the ones that are vaguely printable, anyway.<BR/><BR/>Drinking and driving isn't a good idea either. Neither is drinking a liter and a half of Quantro and then 4 pints of special brew.<BR/>Don't try to peel an orange the morning after that, is our advice...Mr. Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15229885814696986417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-91061470584875939452007-05-04T16:02:00.000+02:002007-05-04T16:02:00.000+02:00Rebecca -> I'd get drunk but it takes some doing f...Rebecca -> I'd get drunk but it takes some doing for me - not as much as posing for a titty magazine would mind ;-)<BR/><BR/>DQ -> you should know better than that - I don't share info about our 'activities'<BR/><BR/>Phoenix -> Haggis? yuk i'd rather eat sheeps brains.....or would I?<BR/><BR/>*wanders off to contemplate*SpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-16018439390367369172007-05-04T15:01:00.000+02:002007-05-04T15:01:00.000+02:00oooh that was poor.. And as for haggis, mmmmmm, lo...oooh that was poor.. <BR/>And as for haggis, mmmmmm, lovely!phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07529325730747488704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-403740401711051732007-05-04T14:29:00.001+02:002007-05-04T14:29:00.001+02:00Oh I have the tattoo. Just a sober one, er, two. ...Oh I have the tattoo. Just a sober one, er, two. . .<BR/><BR/>Anyway, as if I set out to 'get a rise'. Did I get one though? I can't see from over here.Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235363864455633649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-82346926065540131202007-05-04T14:29:00.000+02:002007-05-04T14:29:00.000+02:00Never:Get drunk again.Eat green beans.Embalm a dea...Never:<BR/><BR/>Get drunk again.<BR/><BR/>Eat green beans.<BR/><BR/>Embalm a dead body. Gross, I watched once and almost passed out.<BR/><BR/>Work as a burn unit nurse, burned people make me almost pass out. No offense.<BR/><BR/>Harm a child or an animal. Not cool.<BR/><BR/>Pose for a titty magazine unless there was lots of money on the table and it was done with taste.Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05876475044480118536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-82278533550024987842007-05-04T14:26:00.000+02:002007-05-04T14:26:00.000+02:00LG -> I try very hard not to use that word, but fr...LG -> I try very hard not to use that word, but from politeness to others. Agree on the tattoo thing though<BR/><BR/>Phoenix -> next you'll be bringing up carrots ;-)<BR/><BR/>Cream -> simple enough, I trade you beans, haggis and a submarine for all the pernod in the world :pSpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-49932276359656704172007-05-04T14:18:00.000+02:002007-05-04T14:18:00.000+02:00I agree with most of your NFWL's but I would eat h...I agree with most of your NFWL's but I would eat haggis and green beans on a submarine.<BR/><BR/>Get drunk on Pernod ever again!Creamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00264967879848688968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-36344341234043319122007-05-04T14:01:00.001+02:002007-05-04T14:01:00.001+02:00literally it's a fruit that smells of vomit, made ...literally it's a fruit that smells of vomit, made famous by those reality jungle get me out of here programmes.<BR/>how anything that smells of vomit can be classed as an edible fruit is beyond me.phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07529325730747488704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-26881987293072905022007-05-04T14:01:00.000+02:002007-05-04T14:01:00.000+02:00I would not:- get a tattoo- say the c..t swear wor...I would not:<BR/>- get a tattoo<BR/>- say the c..t swear word<BR/><BR/>I'm sure there's much more - I'm normally very judgemental. I can't think what's got into me!londongirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18435657961218753625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-57121551200066384272007-05-04T13:52:00.000+02:002007-05-04T13:52:00.000+02:00DQ -> I know you put that last one in there to tem...DQ -> I know you put that last one in there to tempt a rise from me or Tippler ;-) little minx<BR/><BR/>Phoenix -> what's vomit fruit, I don't like any fruit unless it's squashed and made into alcohol<BR/><BR/>Tippler -> you missed 'take my chick to watch footy when Utd are playing'SpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-59617846421243769292007-05-04T13:40:00.000+02:002007-05-04T13:40:00.000+02:00I would never go potholing. Ever.I'm also highly u...I would never go potholing. Ever.<BR/><BR/>I'm also highly unlikely to dance on a bar in a mini skirt, DQ, but I'm not ruling it out.<BR/><BR/>As for the tattoo when drunk bit, er, whoops!<BR/><BR/>Oh, do not drink and dial. Very bad.Tipplerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14289150760142334305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-50024675467211120612007-05-04T13:23:00.000+02:002007-05-04T13:23:00.000+02:00MMmmm had to think hard about this one,cos I'm at ...MMmmm had to think hard about this one,cos I'm at the life's too short and may as well try it stage of life,but here goes<BR/>would never:<BR/><BR/>*eat vomit fruit<BR/>*say the 'F' word in front of my mother (apparently I'm still not too old to go over her knee!!)<BR/>*go mountain climbing -just don't get it?<BR/>*give up my mascara and eyeliner<BR/>*ever again change my life for a manphoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07529325730747488704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7592444257961463347.post-67667012139560762052007-05-04T13:17:00.000+02:002007-05-04T13:17:00.000+02:00Do Not:Get a tattoo when drunk.Dance on the bar in...Do Not:<BR/><BR/>Get a tattoo when drunk.<BR/><BR/>Dance on the bar in a mini skirt.<BR/><BR/>Visit costcutters for a 3am microwave meal.<BR/><BR/>Judge people.<BR/><BR/>Suck too hard.Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235363864455633649noreply@blogger.com