Unsurprisingly for a Goth, I am rather partial to graveyards and cemetaries. Not because I particularly enjoy people that I know dying but more because they are beautiful, tranquil places where the living commemorate the memories of those departed.
I would/will, quite happily get married in a graveyard. My ex-goth used to tell her students that we had been married in a graveyard, at midnight, under a full moon. No wonder the pupils were scared shitless of me then.
BUT, I do get incensed by the wankers who desecrate burial places. If you want a fight, bring it to me, someone who can stand up for themself. Not that any of these tossers could read this or hope to understand it.
Thus, it is with great satisfaction that I announce, some meaningless piece of shit in the 'US of fucking A' got well and truly twatted.
This twat, in his meaningless wisdomless, decided to trash a cemetary after one too many beers. One too many breaths I think. Fortunately, Karma stepped in and dropped the 72-stone headstone onto him breaking both his legs and pinning the mother-fucker to the ground for 3 hours.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Look on the bright side fuckwit, if I'd have been in control you would have had 16-tons landing on your oh so vacant skull.
Death? You missed this muppet but I feel confident the idiot is on the next reaping list - for this one, I will help you out if you need.......