*Note - wouldn't know, never done it but I'm improvising here*
I would think that a blow job seems like a jolly good idea - from what I've been told by recipients of one, or two. Except for the practicality thing. It was explained to me that it involves putting a man's penis in your mouth and.. well, sucking, not blowing. For Goth's sake - blowing would be plain silly. His face would go red, he would mutter something about god and float off, a bit like a balloon really.
So, why isn't it called a Suck Job? If aliens landed on this planet and the first ones to greet them were men, and then the men asked for a blow job and the aliens did, the men would be pretty pissed off when it didn't happen quite as they thought. Or, maybe, thought has nothing to do with blow jobs at all.
I have been offered 'blow jobs' on countless occassions but always declined saying "Nope, that's some shit you can keep right there". I mean, what idiot would put his precious in a hole full of sharp teeth that could bite it off???
But, apparently, it's really popular. Why? I don't know - perhaps it's the risk factor.
And then, apparently, there is this argument about 'spit or swallow'? What's that about? - we were making balloons you silly person.
This is probably why I became a lesbian in the first place - licking pussy, now that's something I do know.
*Nice cat - come here....no, a little closer 'hofdisafbhdhf'*
OOOOO Balloons :-)