And no, for you perverts who have arrived on a wave of Google tissues, this rant is not about SEX - there are NO pictures here in Goth World so fuck off and masturbate behind the bike shed.
The english (grrrr) language, is probably the most eloquent and elegant of all languages on the planet. It is my mothers tongue, not in a lizard type way, more a being born in Manchester way, and thus I have a more than an adept grasp of it - the language, not my mothers tongue.
Anyway, I can read many languages but being a cocky mother-fucker, I decided to learn another.... Punjabi.
I don't know why, I just wanted to.
Except I can't.... because the fucking English doesn't make sense.
Quote: "I believe that learning the Panjabi script in an exiciting intellectual adventure which must not be missed"
How the fuck am I supposed to learn another language if your basis is fucked up to start with?
Looking on the bright side, I did learn the swear-words first....
PEHN DI PHUDDHI
So, there you go, swearing in a language other than English......
*Backs away before scheiss passiert*
But you can suggest swearing in another language if you want, and 'Putain' does not count as I have used it before :-s