So, there was this city called Sodom, where nobody cared what they did. They just kind of did what they wanted and if anyone questioned it the people said "Sod Off" or "Sodom all". Sometimes, they even said "Up your arse mate" which was unfortunate as the poeple weren't very educated and took it literally, which is where the word sodomy comes from. I know this because Genesis told me, back when Peter Gabriel the Arch Angel was still in charge.
Anyhoot, this city was by Jordan, which makes sense because she's a stupid tart also. And, there were a lot of people who lived there and one of them was called Lot - which is a bit of a silly name beacause if someone shouted "Oy you lot, over here" and a crowd ran over, he would think loads of people had the same name. But he'd be wrong see, because there is or was only one Lot and he had a number, 42 - that was his lot number.
While Lot was busy inventing new games like the Lot-terry, god was busy cursing the fact that the city was so rancid and not as he'd designed it at all. People were having sex and everything and that wasn't part of god's plan at all - I mean he'd given people reproductive organs to have sex and now they couldn't even find the right hole. In fact, they even invented the Sodomite sandwich, which really annoyed god as he hadn't invented Marmite yet.
Thus god decided to do something about it and he got his best angels, Chas and Dave, to go and find 50 decent people in the city. So, the angels disguised themselves as a pair of cockney twits with matching hats and beards and arrived in the city with a piano, as you do. Unfortunately, as no one knew what the fuck they were talking about, no one came to their gig, apart from Lot, who was working behind the bar that night so he had to be there.
Chas and Dave returned and god asked if they'd found 50 decent people and they said "No, but we know a song about a man who was a dustman".
God slapped his head and said "For fucks sake, go back and find 40 then". So off went Chas and Dave again but when they returned all they could say was that they now knew a song about rabbits.
Backwards and forwards this went on until god was getting really bored and decided to destroy the city. Chas and Dave scampered off to find Lot and tell him to "run away, run away" - a bit like teletubbies (which god had invented but he didn't think anyone would understand yet). The angels liked Lot as it was easy to rhyme things with Lot and they weren't very good songwriters at all. It also helped that he gave them free beer.
"Just don't look back" said the angels "as god's planning on using one of those nuclear bombs he just invented, and although the mushroom looks really fabtastic, without 7 million factor suncream and some shit hot sunglasses - you're toast mate".
Lot thought about this, well he appeared to be thinking about it but he was actually translating it into an intelligeable language. The run away bit sounded interesting though as he was fed up with being touched up in the street, so he found the only camel that hadn't been bummed and made a swift escape.
The angels, Chas and Dave looked as the dust cloud disappeared over the horizon and were happy and so made up a new song...
"Our Lot's done a runner, he's on a camels back,
He is so really lucky, his bum will stay intact,
Lots bot is a safe one, we made sure of that,
We traded is his tea towel and now he's got a hat......"
At which point god sent a thunderbolt of lightning and turned them into cockney toast.