A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a happy little child. This child was SO happy, that even rain looked beautiful. And so, the happy little child played and laughed and was generally really, really happy until the parents (harbingers of doom) said "Ah, but you must go to school my love" and thus, the happy little child, trusting in an innocent way, did just that.
Innocence was raped, idiocy ruled and the rain didn't look so pretty anymore. What do you think the happy little child did? Exactly, the happy little child wasn't happy anymore. Where once there was love for everything, hatred took it's place. The innocent little child turned to the dark side.
But, the child was a very fast learner and so understood the rules, however silly those rules might be. The not-so innocent child anymore, understood that cuddly pussies weren't that safe after all. That vampires ruled as they could do clever things like turning into bats without even the need for a fairy princess and her pretty wand. So, despite the best efforts of the parents, who were busy beavering away to pay the evil government the nasty taxes, the child turned the page.
And what was on that page?..........