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lunes, enero 14, 2008

Say NO To Animal Testing

Animal testing is completely abhorrent and should be banned immediately.

How people abide with such a disgusting practice is a complete and utter bloody disgrace.

For a start, it is utterley stupid to expect a dog to be able to hold a pencil - the poor bastards don't even have opposable thumbs, enabling correct usage of a writing implement - how the fuck are they going to tick the right boxes?!

And then, there's those poor, cute furry rabbits. Even assuming that said cuddly rabbits could even understand the questions posed by these animal testers, I would imagine it's a frigging nightmare trying to focus on the relevant questions with some crap test mascara running down your little furry face.

At least the monkeys made a stance - well, sort of, in so far as they refused to answer any more questions until they had received their full quota of Marlboro. (and not the crap imports from Morrocco either).

Therefore, I ask all the people in the world to say NO to animal testing.

Incidentally (he said, climbing off his black soap box briefly)... the reason for this opinionated ranting is that I observed an article in the paper recently which claimed that the 'fad' for healthy eating, has created a 300% increase in animal testing. Ergo, people want to eat healthy, but not animals, so they test the animals 300 times more to prove that..... it's just such a load of bollocks isn't it?!

So, for all you scientific boffins creating these tests - STOP testing my lunch with crap cosmetic products !!! OR ELSE..... you'll get a ruddy good punch on the bottom.