My departure notice read as follows (for those of you who can't be arsed to go and find it) :-
At fucking last. Correct, I did not pimp myself, nor have I ever done. I never got asked to be invited into this cauldroun of tepid non-reality in the first place. I will stride out with my head held high, a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, and a cigarette in the other.
I am sure Big Blogger will admit that I have never changed my stance from day 1. I wish the remaining inmates all the best and I am sure you will endeavour to find new and entralling ways to annoy each other.
I have left a crate of alcohol in the bathroom as it is the one place I know Tippler never visits.
Enjoy and BB, sorry about the bat shit. The little rascals can't help it and Pampers don't do Pipistrelle size nappies - sorry.
*bows graciously and exits*
On a completely unrelated note, I noticed Mr Farty had a link to check the censor rating of your blog. Out of curiosity, I went to have a look to see what mine was (the highest I had previously seen was R).
Now bearing in mind, this is not a blog about sex as I am a virgin, and I do not include pictures - so what happened???
Bunch of fucking arse.