So, after meeting my beloved for lunch at a local hostelry, I noticed something slightly untoward.
"Do you sell magic beer?" I asked the barman.
"Well, it's ok but I wouldn't call it magic.... why?" he inquired.
"I can understand when people leave, or forget umbrellas" I started to explain "Newspapers, glasses, hats and all sorts...."
"And your point is?" demanded the now confused barman
"If you look over there" I said, pointing in the direction of said articles "There are crutches. Now I can imagine why you might need them after a night on the piss, but to come in to a pub, drink a few alcoholic beverages and then forget you needed them ?!"
The barman started, what was going to be a phrase like "Fuck off you're taking the..." when he abruptly stopped and said "Bloody hell - you're right".
"It's like the Fugitive" I said "We need to be looking for a one-legged man" (except he was a one-armed man in the film, but the principle is the same, 'ish).
Somewhere in Bruxelles tomorrow, someone is going to jump out of bed and realise that they shouldn't have done that.
So what was the strangest thing you have encountered being left behind (and children don't count)..... ???