As a Goth (and no, I am not the only Goth in the village) - I do not like fast food.
I do not appreciate scary clowns like 'Robert Smith in his pyjamas' trying to force burgers in my face. If I feel the need to eat pulverised - pseudo-meat' with spices between bread, it will not be served by a moron in a costume.
Likewise, I do not appreciate weirdos spitting (on) kebabs or crucifying animals for no reason other than "Their Fat Greeds Welding".
I read a story this week and my initial reaction was 'Fuck off - you cannot be serious'.- but, the story is true and feel free to google it yourself...
A group of 'xxx' decided to create the largest sandwich in the world. To achieve this, they butchered lots of ostriches and tried to create a sandwich 4,900 ft long (approx 1.3 km).
The 'esteemed coucil of idiots' created a new level of pomposity in Tehran, capital of Iran.
The X fuckers were rather surprised when spectators rushed in to devour the food without waiting for the world record to be broken.
Uhhmmm - might be a reason fot that