Regular visitors to Goth World will know that I have some strange dreams. Squirrels on skateboards with machine guns, cow-pat frisby competitions etc but the latest one is interesting for a single principle, which should become apparent as you read the following.
It's not often that I indulge in chocolate. Not being female, it doesn't give the same blast of pheromones (or the squidgy bit that follows) so I don't go in search of chocolate love - but occassionally I dabble with Black Magic.
Anyhow, I was dreaming, about nice things for a change, instead of dead people. In my dream, I had this really large chocolate muffin - the sort that contains liquid chocolate inside it so that when you pierce the fluffy chocolate exterior, liquid chocolate oozes or squirts out (depending on how you poke it).
So, in my dream, I am looking at this muffin and marvelling at it's beauty but can't decide whether to pour cream over it, or ice cream or ..... there's a thought, the lovely cherry sauce that I brought back from Vienna. Hence, I pick up the bottle of cherry sauce and pour it over my lovely, hot muffin.
Except
It's not cherry sauce, it's olive oil
DOH
Then, I suddenly thought - 'Hold on a minute, this is a dream - not reality'. So I said "Fuck off, this is my dream and I will do what I want" and it was like running a film backwards - the olive oil retreated back into the bottle leaving my lovely muffin as it was.
It's not something I have done before in my dreams but I have to say, I was fucking impressed.
I don't even know if I ate the muffin after all but Mariposa was happy that I woke up with a smile on my face.
WAKE UP - Rage Against The Machine
oh, btw, what was your strangest dream?
AND, being a twat, I am making this a TAG, and so I tag:-
Tippler
Johnny Gihad
Princess
Zoe or her twat
Minky
Do it, don't do it - I don't actually give a fuck, just thought it was an amusing idea