Yes, there was also, in that book, the bible, a very wise king and his name was King Solomon. He was so very wise that he used to sit on his throne all day doing fuck all really but when someone came in and said "Oh King, something dreadful has happened" and proceeded to explain the disaster, the King would say "Well, I did tell you that was going to happen" and everyone wandered off going, "Bloody hell, he knows everything, he does".
Anyway, one day the Queen of Sheba, came up with a plan to outfox the King, in a cunning and foxlike fashion. She arrived in the King's court with a bunch of flowers in each hand. Standing a fair way from the King, but by the window so he could see properly, she said "O clever and mighty one, one of these bunches are real flowers and one are very cleverly disguised false ones - but which is which?"
The King thought about it and scratched his beard. "Come on then smart-arse" demanded the Queen of Sheba.
"Open the bloody window" demanded the King "It's too stuffy in here and I can't think properly".
The King's courtier did so and moments later, the King announced "The flowers in your right hand are the real ones".
"Wow" said the Queen of Sheba "You are indeed wise and powerful, but how did you know?"
"That's easy" replied the King "They're the ones that are covered in bees"
"Covered in..." started the Queen before looking at her hands. She screamed and ran out of the palace yelping "Fucking hell, I'm covered in bees".