There are many things I have been called, and still am called. Dude is not bloody one of them - if you care for your life. For fucks sake call me a vampiric twat from satans semen if you want, that has to be better than 'dude'.
I have honed this Gothic image to perfection. I have the clothes, I have the hair, I even know who Dani Filth is, pathethic short arsed twat. (oh, and I hope you appreciate the irony of my posting the NL version).
Anyway, I do not appreciate being called DUDE.
Fuck off and play with your friends on skateboards, motting their hooples.
"Oh but you totally know about this system dude"
"Yes, I could rebuild your database but I don't want to"
"I'm sensing some negative vibes here dude"
"And did you note the correlation between your attempted connection with my persona based on your visual perception, and my then complete lack of compliance?"
"Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about"
"That will be why your systems fucked then"
*Thus endeth another day in the pub in Goth World*