Everybody has them - those annoying little twats that can make your working day a misery. Just because they are useless at their job / relationships / general ability to be a nice person doesn't mean they should bring their little cloud of misery over everyone else.
I have discovered that since my enforced abscence, some twit who was always complaining that I did nothing has had to take on some of my responsibilities. Now said twit is fucking whingeing that it is an impossible amount of work to do.
Ha - laughed like a fucking hyena I did. Of course it looks like nothing when I do it you myopic retard - that's because I'm very good at what I do and just make it look easy.
So, I figured I would compile a list of most annoying things cow-workers have done or said to you. Fire away, I'm listening.......
In the meantime, a joke.
A chimp and a hyena are having a chat in the jungle. The hyena is complaining that every single day, at the same time, a lion ambushes him and kicks the crap out of him.
"I can help" says the chimp "I'm a black belt in karate. Today, I'll come with you and when the lion arrives I'll kick his ass".
The hyena is very grateful and so together they walk down the jungle path.
The lion jumps out, starts pummeling the hyena and the chimp just runs up the nearest tree.
When the lion has left, the chimp comes back down the tree and walks over to the bloodied hyena.
"I thought you said you were going to help" exclaims the battered hyena.
"I was" replies the chimp "But you were laughing so much I thought you were winning".
*taps finger whilst waiting for annoying cow-worker quotes / actions*