I hate fast food and all the places that sell it. I detest the tasteless garbage that these cheap excuses for purveyors of food, drop into paper bags and encourage you to eat and even try to bribe kids by giving away free toys.
Ronald McDonald is the antichrist - pompous bastard. I don't want to eat your Big Twat with it's tasteless concoction of bread made from paper, with burgers that wouldn't know meat if it went 'Moo'. And then, some spotty little shit has 'gobbed' on (or even worse).
Bugger King - you're no better you hypocritical shit mongers, except maybe at least you didn't fund terrorists.
You want to find the terrorists G Wanker Bush? Well most of them originated thanks to corporate bitches in your fucking country - and then you wonder why you have so many fat, stupid fuckers there.
Quick - tasteless Belgian shite for the morons who'd got bored of chips covered in bloody mayonnaise.
Now, I dare say some of you will object to this - well, tough shit - my blog and I'll say what I bloody well like and, in this case, it is not the corporate orientated excuse for food that you sell. I probably would be correct in assuming you're the same tossers that order 2000 calories of crap and then, "Oh, I'll have a diet coke too". #Newsflash - probably won't help lard-arse#
Reading this and don't like it?
*lifts middle finger in the air* - SUPER SIZE THIS