sábado, agosto 04, 2007

Super Size This

I hate fast food and all the places that sell it. I detest the tasteless garbage that these cheap excuses for purveyors of food, drop into paper bags and encourage you to eat and even try to bribe kids by giving away free toys.

Ronald McDonald is the antichrist - pompous bastard. I don't want to eat your Big Twat with it's tasteless concoction of bread made from paper, with burgers that wouldn't know meat if it went 'Moo'. And then, some spotty little shit has 'gobbed' on (or even worse).

Bugger King - you're no better you hypocritical shit mongers, except maybe at least you didn't fund terrorists.

You want to find the terrorists G Wanker Bush? Well most of them originated thanks to corporate bitches in your fucking country - and then you wonder why you have so many fat, stupid fuckers there.

Quick - tasteless Belgian shite for the morons who'd got bored of chips covered in bloody mayonnaise.

Now, I dare say some of you will object to this - well, tough shit - my blog and I'll say what I bloody well like and, in this case, it is not the corporate orientated excuse for food that you sell. I probably would be correct in assuming you're the same tossers that order 2000 calories of crap and then, "Oh, I'll have a diet coke too". #Newsflash - probably won't help lard-arse#

Reading this and don't like it?

*lifts middle finger in the air* - SUPER SIZE THIS

12 comentarios:

zoe dijo...

that's the last bloody time i take you to the Quick. Moron.

and you needed the grease.

pooo.

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

We gorillas have a saying, Goth: if you're not hungry, you're eating too much. You sound like the kind of lean, mean character who could survive in the wild.

gddik dijo...

GB> - SG sounds to me like the kind of character who IS surviving in the wild...

john.g. dijo...

I like a big mac!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Zed -> probably

GB -> I very much doubt you are mean

GD -> the wilds of Belgium, but not for long

JG -> each to their own...

Stacie dijo...

They have salads now you know ;P
Stacie
ps..stop calling me lard ass or I'll be forced to get rough with you.

Dip-Dop-Crabtree dijo...

fast food = "malbouffe" maximum profit ,minimum wages?
Disposable forks and spoons of single use out of plastic not dégradables,just like hamburgers !!!
When I see a hamburger bouffor,recognizable with the orange red spots brilliant on its belly such "Le crapaud à ventre flamboyant" , and which has really evil to open their jaw ,for empiffrer of a double I do not know myself what ! by which a juice arises similar to a furoncle quite ripe ?
Burk !burk !burk !!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> I would never call you lard-arse my love

Dip-dop -> minimum wages? that will be why they can't afford acne cream then..

SpanishGoth dijo...

Oh, and Stacie, the Mc Wankers salad thing still contains more salt than is natural to encourage one to drink their sugary beverages....

Laura dijo...

I am with you on this Goth. It's a load of crap and worse it makes us forget the ceremony of food. The meal is an awesome thing. Sit down eat slowly, chat, keep your knives in full view.
In the meantime most of the world is wondering why they are unhealthy or overweight and why their hyperactive 8 year old doesn't calm down when you pass him a cola and tell him to be quiet.

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

MuckDonalds you mean. If I'm going to ruin my health I'll do it with booze, fags and unsuitable men, thanks.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Laura -> Indeed - I enjoyed an enjoyable meal with Mariposa yesterday - 2 hours of lovely food, wine and company and not a paper bag in sight

Daphne -> unsuitable men? unsuitable for what?