jueves, agosto 30, 2007

On My Monkeywall

(Helps if you listen to that shit band Oasis at the time)

Today, you're going to the zoo,
The lemur throws the shit at you
Oy now, that really fucking hurt,
I can't believe you can't avoid it
I don't care how much they stare
About my monkey hair now
Who fucking cares

Backbone, is feeling kinda odd
But my arms won't stretch that far now
I guess, you've trumped so much before
That they never really heard your farting
I don't care for what they find
In my funky hair
Who fucking cares

And all the trees you swing from now are bending
And all the vines are breaking as you're blending
Into gorillas in the mist
I swear you're pissed
I don't know why

Just maybe
It can be the monkey that saves me
Or bugger all
On my Monkeywall

Today, I was going to the zoo
The chimpanzee did a poo
By god, I knew it fucking hurt
Too late, I didn't see his point
I didn't see how he cared for me now
About my fur
Who fucking cares

And all the branches are really appalling
And all the grapes they are so falling
Into shit so deep
I wish to keep
I don't know why

Just maybe
He can be the chimp to shave me
Of my hair
On my Monkeywall

15 comentarios:

Tom Joad dijo...

Oh cheers for that - now I can't get the bloody song out of my head. I'll need to go home and play my entire record collection to get rid of it.

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

Was this really a hit single for someone? I suppose it could have been if the tune was good. I prefer the lyrics of I am the Walrus.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Bwahahahahahaha

*runs off laughing*

Tippler dijo...

Reminds me of the year United won the title after Newcastle bottled it.

A pub-owner had a 40th birthday party complete with Karaoke and I got up to sing Wonderwall.

The final line in the Tippler version?

"And after all
Keegan won fuck aaaaaall"

Fair brought the house down, it did

john.g. dijo...

Tippler, nice one!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tippler -> but you can't sing - DOH

(nice line though)

JG -> Indeed

yorlor dijo...

nice finish, tip!

i don't know whether to laugh my ass off [which i'm gonna do either way, come on really. goth at the zoo? goth poking fun of himself at the zoo. goth satirizing moneys throwing shit. i'm glad that beer i grabbed wasn't in my mouth.] or call someone to check on goth.

so many monkey allusions and f'd up psyche references, i can't decide where to begin...

kimmyk dijo...

monkeywall is a metaphor for....???

i'm afraid to ask.

JolietJake dijo...

oasis? In'shaa Allah!

This is more fun, (I've edited out the bad bits of course), name the artist at your leisure:

how I've waited for you to come
I've been here all alone
now that you've arrived
please stay a while
and I promise I won't keep you long
[I'll keep you forever]

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon

Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hollowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control
listen to their hollowed screams
the dead have taken my soul

Stacie dijo...

I've been plannin a trip to the zoo for the last few weeks...maybe I should get on that!..
Stacie

SpanishGoth dijo...

Yorlor -> if you look at the Gallagher brothers, you'll understand the allusion to monkeys

Kimmy -> rhymes with wonder-wall

JJ -> I SOOOO want to see a photo of you with long hair back in the days when you wanted to be in Slayer - oh, the band..... I wonder ;-)

Stacie -> Zoos are good - full of animals and kids pointing at them

yorlor dijo...

...nice hook. i'll give it to you this time as my tits still ache and i need a hot pack. not a good moment to argue.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Yorlor -> not even sure where to start with this.... "my tits still ache"

I'm guessing the lap-dancing thing is not working out as planned

yorlor dijo...

ahem, little fucker, when one menstrates there may be a set of days before, during, or after during which a woman's body retains water and she feels bloated, and bitchy, and fat, and moody, and irritable, and sometimes, in some women, said retension causes the breasts to ache from being swollen. beautifully swollen. gothically, prominently displayably swollen. but swollen and painful nonetheless.

*bites thumb at goth*
love ya.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Yorlor -> "beautifully swollen. gothically, prominently displayably swollen" sounds much better than my tits ache