Now here's a fucking concept for you. America marches into Iraq determined to prove the existence of weapons of mass destruction and thus justifying it's bullying tactics against smaller countries.
Guess what? They didn't find any. Quelle surprise.
So now, they have to justify their prescence there again, and no it's got fuck all to do with all the oil there - I mean, that would be just callous and mercenary.
Fast forward to today, and another amazing headline 190,000 weapons including AK47's have gone missing in Iraq. Now losing your car keys is one thing but, 190,000 weapons? Who's in charge? General Stevie Wonder?
But the best part is, how did the weapons get there in the first place? Because the Americans gave them to the Iraqies.
Now I don't know about you, but I'm sensing a pattern here.
*TV interview with George Bush*
"We must wage the war against terrorism by finding the weapons of mass destruction"
"But how can you be sure that these weapons are there President Bush?"
"Because we know for a fact that they are there"
"You sound awfully positive President Bush and that's most unlike you"
*Bush starts shifting nervously*
"I mean to be so sure of it must have been a massive intelligence coup?"
"Erm, not really, no"
"Then how can you be so positive and commit troops to a country?"
"Because we've still got the fucking receipt, alright"