lunes, agosto 06, 2007

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Now here's a fucking concept for you. America marches into Iraq determined to prove the existence of weapons of mass destruction and thus justifying it's bullying tactics against smaller countries.

Guess what? They didn't find any. Quelle surprise.

So now, they have to justify their prescence there again, and no it's got fuck all to do with all the oil there - I mean, that would be just callous and mercenary.

Fast forward to today, and another amazing headline 190,000 weapons including AK47's have gone missing in Iraq. Now losing your car keys is one thing but, 190,000 weapons? Who's in charge? General Stevie Wonder?

But the best part is, how did the weapons get there in the first place? Because the Americans gave them to the Iraqies.

Now I don't know about you, but I'm sensing a pattern here.

*TV interview with George Bush*

"We must wage the war against terrorism by finding the weapons of mass destruction"

"But how can you be sure that these weapons are there President Bush?"

"Because we know for a fact that they are there"

"You sound awfully positive President Bush and that's most unlike you"

*Bush starts shifting nervously*

"I mean to be so sure of it must have been a massive intelligence coup?"

"Erm, not really, no"

"Then how can you be so positive and commit troops to a country?"

"Because we've still got the fucking receipt, alright"

9 comentarios:

john.g. dijo...

Bush, G.= CUNT!

Sewmouse dijo...

No, Bush isn't SMART enough to know about receipts - remember, he's a spoiled little rich boy who never had to pay for anything - Mummsie and Daddy did all that for him. No, he'd be more likely to mumble something incomprehensible about "Al Queda".

I'm sure deep down inside he thinks Al Queda is some mexican guy who sells tacos, burritos and WMD's out of the back of his pickup truck.

PI dijo...

Nobody ever says a good word about G Bush. How did he ever get elected?

SpanishGoth dijo...

JG -> Well put sir

Sewmouse -> I like tacos and burritos and the sad thing about the WMD's is that he's the one who sanctions the supply of them

Pat -> by cheating I believe

Tippler dijo...

I think he posted 'Vote for me, not Tippler' in a mulitude of gay chat rooms.

No, er, hang on a minute...

Mr. X dijo...

Bush keeping the evidence?
Never happen.

The wanker.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tippler -> you might have won Big Blogger if you weren't wasting time in the gay chatrooms

Mr X -> But not clever enough to destroy the evidence either - "If I can't see it, it doesn't exist" sort of logic

Sewmouse dijo...

Pi?

He never was elected.

The first time his brother fixed the election in Florida by scrapping 1000's of votes and refusing to allow a recount.

The second time, his dear friend from Diebold fixed the election for him by doctoring up the voting machines.

The Pretender to the Presidency is most likely planning a coup later next year - some "Terrah-ist attack" will occur that will require him to declare a national state of emergency, martial law, and suspend elections. Eventually, I assume he will declare himself dictator for life.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Thanks for that Sewmouse - I knew he'd rigged them but couldn't remember the specifics - didn't want to look it up either, I get wary of entering 'twat, bush, cunt' in Google ;-)