- Answer my phone, at all, as I am sick of stupid messages
- Buy a newspaper - why bother when you can fucking steal one?
- Eat food - boring bastard stuff
- Check my e-mail at all, kind of relates to the first point
- Hug a tree or buy a lottery ticket
- Drive a car in a fashion dangerous to everyone except me
- Poo in a place other than the correct destination of brown stuff
- Apologise about anything I might have appeared to do but didn't
- Attempt to fly
- Turn into a fish or something equally pointless
- Go to the supermarket, or any other shop
- Give money to some shit charity for no reason
- Cry, in a manner other than dictated to by the Love Police
Other than that, it was quite a normal day in Goth World, except I did get strawberry ice cream, oh and found a packet of cigarettes I'd forgotten about, and heard music that made me happy..... oh, and discussed the rest of my life with my soul mate.
If only every day could be that perfect ;-)