jueves, agosto 09, 2007

Fucking Wankers

Yes, I'm talking to you - so, put down your Kleenex tissues and listen. There are no fucking pictures on this site, at all, ever. Go and take your freaky masturbation intentions somewhere else.

Are we listening? NOT ONE FUCKING PICTURE.

So piss off with your stupid fucking searches on Google, MSN and fucking AOL.

Por ejemplo:-

gothic blow job - not here, not tonight Google-fucker

goth tits - don't think so as I am not a fat bastard

spanish girls fucking - they may do, but not here and not that you can watch

goth blowjobs - hmmmm, detecting a theme here

thetop 10 bigest boobs - learn to spell you fucking tit

harry potter is dead - oops, I made it up - I just wished he was dead but, he's a fictional character so who gives a...

grand mother pissing and fooking - don't even know where to start with you, freak. Slice of death perhaps???

Sorry regular visitors with normal intentions, I was feeling a little bit wired and a little bit...

*twats another pervert*

Will you just fuck off

I will be back to normalish tomorrow..... maybe

21 comentarios:

Tippler dijo...

It's dropped off now.

No, not that.

The Google searches for Harry Potter and Hermione naked. At the peak I was getting around 300 Google referrals each day.

Ah, well. There'll be another movie out next year - and off we go again...

Ani dijo...

What!? Listen Goth, I was just hanging around here for the promise of depraved kinky goth sex.

Obviously, you have been misleading us. ;)

Brom dijo...

Oww come on everyone likes visitors - you love it really!

Tom Joad dijo...

What? No Spanish goth grandmas pissing? I am like soooo out of here.

Stacie dijo...

sigh...I put pictures on my blog almost daily..but sadly, no one ever googles pictures of turtles, beavers, or flowers. Ok, sometimes beavers, but I suspect they don't get what they're looking for at my place...

I want to see a picture of you Goth, but not doing anything you mentioned...just a pic of you. you should post one.
Stacie

zoe dijo...

breathe in, breathe out, take it calmly - or go for a bike ride if it ever stops pissing down.

Sewmouse dijo...

The really crappy bit is that they don't leave comments. I can just IMAGINE what the comments from someone looking for grandmothers pissing or farting would read as.

I must go wash my brain now.

Princess of the Universe dijo...

I keep getting searches on boobs being squeezed. And I did in fact post a picture of...well my cleavage anyhow.

I suppose if you added up all the random bits that I've posted of myself you might almost get a whole person!

Like Stacie I would love to know what you look like - feel free to email me some adorable pics! :)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ani -> sorry, I believe Tippler has Kleenex to spare

Brom -> do not fucking like it, pal

Tom -> uwww, grandma showers

Stacie -> 'turtle' is another word for shit, as in 'ooo, I'm having a turtle moment'

Zoe -> sounds like instructions for .... (oo, while you're down there)

Sewmouse -> wash your brain? yikes !!

Princess -> I will search your boobs looking for a picture of me

Ariel dijo...

Hmm, maybe I should list the filth that leads the unsuspecting to my blog... alas it is unrepeatable! And no, I won't fuck off. I am not a wanker, or rather I no longer am as I have no energy for onanism these days.

JolietJake dijo...

If someone wants to unwind from a long day at the office by watching grannies pissing on each other, who are you to judge? Tolerance dude, I didn't say anything when you turned up at the boozer with tennis shoes and blue jeans looking like a Status Quo reject.

Well ok I did.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ariel -> So glad to 'hear' you, my love, I will power you up, in a duracell kind of way

JJ -> Lying twat, I was just Gothing All Over The World - which still beats going, head first down the stairs

*fades into the denim background*

Laura dijo...

Well, I was led here by Tippler does that count as a kinky search?

PI dijo...

I'm not very bright about this sort of thing but doesn't putting all those headings in your post perpetuate it all. I only have to mention rubber mackintoshes and aunts and I'm up on Google with some quite questionable folk.

Tom Joad dijo...

OK, my next post is going to be "midget gothic latvian girl-on-girl rubber vibrator fetish gang bang".

That should sort out my hits for a week...

Laura dijo...

Well done tom joad. I think that topped anything we did that day to get pervs to T's site.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Laura -> Tippler is kinky? No.....

Pat -> I think you are wonderful but I do worry about the 'rubber' thing

Tom -> why Latvian? Is Croation not good enough?

Laura Again -> fuckers still find me anyway - it's like a Goth in black trying to hide in a field full of pissed Father Christmases

kimmyk dijo...

wow you get all the good searches don'tcha?

SpanishGoth dijo...

I don't 'get' them, they just kind of happen, in a friggy diggy sort of way

Mr Farty dijo...

Surely this is self-inflicted? You are the number 1 hit for gothic blow job after all.

Off to check my own stats...I can do with a laugh.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Not sure how you can self-inflict a blow-job Mr Farty?!