- "I want you to know, that I'm happy for you"
- "Finished with my woman 'cos she couldn't help me with my mind"
- "She says her love for me could never die, that would change if she ever found out about you and I"
- "It's a god-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousey hair"
- "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar"
- "Do you have the time, to listen to me whine"
- "Out on the wiley, windy moors, wed roll and fall in green"
- "Load up on guns, bring your friends it's fun to lose and to pretend"
- "Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"
- "Better stop dreaming of the quiet life -Cos its the one well never know"
- "I didn't hear you leave, I wonder why I'm still here"
- "Can't explain all the things that you're making me feel, oooeooe, my hearts in overdrive"
- "Oh I've tried before to tell her, of the feelings I have for her in my heart"
- "I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride"
Oh, and if you've got this far, you need to get out more....
*falls off floor laughing*
EEK *dusting himself off* and let that be a lesson to you *he said, pointing at the mirror*