domingo, agosto 26, 2007

Wanna Be Starting Something

As it seemed so popular, and being a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to write something new... more first lines of songs. All you have to do is guess the original artist and song. No rules really except that you can't google the fuckers as that's cheating and I will send a plague of bees to your house. Well, I won't actually but if the bees would shut up long enough and listen, I would, May Bee.
  1. "I want you to know, that I'm happy for you"
  2. "Finished with my woman 'cos she couldn't help me with my mind"
  3. "She says her love for me could never die, that would change if she ever found out about you and I"
  4. "It's a god-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousey hair"
  5. "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar"
  6. "Do you have the time, to listen to me whine"
  7. "Out on the wiley, windy moors, wed roll and fall in green"
  8. "Load up on guns, bring your friends it's fun to lose and to pretend"
  9. "Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"
  10. "Better stop dreaming of the quiet life -Cos its the one well never know"
  11. "I didn't hear you leave, I wonder why I'm still here"
  12. "Can't explain all the things that you're making me feel, oooeooe, my hearts in overdrive"
  13. "Oh I've tried before to tell her, of the feelings I have for her in my heart"
  14. "I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride"

Oh, and if you've got this far, you need to get out more....

*falls off floor laughing*

EEK *dusting himself off* and let that be a lesson to you *he said, pointing at the mirror*

26 comentarios:

zoe dijo...

finished with my woman - devil woman by cliff richard. puke.

it's a god-awful - life on mars by david bowie.

you know it - come on baby light my fire by the doors.

out on the wiley - wuthering heights by kate bush.

today is gonna - wonderwall by oasis.

i met a gin - honky-tonk woman by the rolling stones.

kimmyk dijo...

fuck a duck. i don't know a single one of 'em.

zoe-you rock.
i on the other hand suck.

it's good that you can laugh at yourself in the mirror goth-you're so funny.

john.g. dijo...

I didn't know any of them. Does this mean I have a life, and Zoe doesn't ?

zoe dijo...

i don't. actually, i only knew two of them (NOT the cliff one) - Q guessed the rest. normally he could have got them all but he's on strike today.


SpanishGoth dijo...

'Finished with my woman' - Cliff Richard my fucking arse


Think Q was taking the P

Babs dijo...

I've gotten here and I can name one before someone else has mentioned it. Hurrah!!

Load up on guns, bring your friends - Nirvana: Smells like Teen Spirit

Babs dijo...

Realized I know another as well-

Do you have the time to listen to me whine-- Green Day --Basket Case

Sharm dijo...

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yorlor dijo...

i was going to name a song, but got distracted by wub and sharm, and in a fit of stiffled laughter, realized i now have to piss.

let us know how that goes for you, k, buddy?

p.s. - how did you know i'd sing myself to sleep with the black crowes if you haunted my site? gee shucks.

yorlor dijo...

i work with kids and patients, my bladder is kind somatimes:

you know that i would be untrue -- light my fire, jim morrison [sigh].

the last one reeks a little of voo-doo momma, but don't ask me who sings it.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Aw for fucks sake.

1) if I add pauses, perhaps it will help

"I want.. you.. to know, that I'm for you" (think chick with long dark hair, slightly Gothic but Canadian even)

next line

"Another picture of me, is she perverted like me, will she go down on you in the theatre"?

*advert break over - back to reality*

Babs -> Welcome and correct on both - am also impressed with you getting the correct Green Day song

Sharm -> hmmmm, not sure about this at all - flatterred I'm sure but even if your project is as noble as seems, why the fuck would you want me tossing it up?

Yorlor -> I tried stiffling, all that happened was Wodka shot out of my nose. Why would I know about the Crowes? Because I was priveleged enough to meet Chris and the boys before they got famous and disappeared up their own arses. As for the voo-doo, who do? Even I had to check the lyrics - fucking stones

Tippler dijo...

OK, as promised, missing three.

1)Alanis Morrisette - You oughta know
2) Paranoid - Black sabbath
3) Bryan Adams - un to you
4) Bowie - Life on mars
5) Doors - Light my fire
6) Dunno
7) kate Bush - Wuthering Heights
8) Nirnana - Smalls like...
9) Oasis - Wonderwall
10) Jam - Town called Malice
11) Dunno
12) Dunno
13) Police - Every little thing she does is magic
14) Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Women

Laura dijo...


SpanishGoth dijo...

Tippler -> WTF is "Nirnana - Smalls like..." ?? sounds a bit Spinal Tap to me

Laura -> what fucking doorbell?

SpanishGoth dijo...

btw Tippler...

6) Green Day - Basket Case

11) Dido - Here with me

12) The Darkness - I believe in a thing called love

Tippler dijo...

Feck, got Dido and Darkness at home on CD.


PI dijo...

Not a single solitary one. I feel such a failure! I kneel at Zoe's feet.

Stacie dijo...

That first one is the only one I know for sure...
You Oughta Know..Alanis Morrisette. The rest I don't know, some are slightly familiar, but that first one...yeah, that one I KNOW!

Sewmouse dijo...

I got the one by the Stones, the Doors and the Black Sabbath.

I'm old. Sue me.

I can't listen to Green Day because every time I hear the band name I start laughing too hard.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tippler -> you silly boy, you keep doing that "Fuck, got the CD at home" thing

Pat -> Don't worry my love, they were slightly more obtuse this time - but beware of Zoe's feet

Stacie -> it helps with the spacing though - and doesn't Alanis have a wide mouth?

Sewmouse -> I wouldn't dare sue you, or sew you

Chopski dijo...

Fuck! Everytime I haul out my eight-track collection to check the answers Tippler gets in there first. I think you should bar him!!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Chopski -> I can't bar Tippler, he's the only fucker propping it up

yorlor dijo...

i'm pro-tippler. no barring tippler.

for a goth, you have shmoopy taste in musak.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Yorlor -> it's not my taste in music but if I started quoting Fields of the Nephilim, My Chemical Romance or Bauhaus I don't think anyone would get them

yorlor dijo...

f them, goth. be true to your school. [winks]

SpanishGoth dijo...

My schools - moved around a lot and never had any true friends