* Warning - do not write when drunk - it's not big and it's not fucking clever, although, it is funny as fuck at the time*
So, I am so radical that I'm not really a radish at all - in a vegetarian way. "Let's break the law" said the devil on my shoulder, "then again, let's not" said the angel on the opposite shoulder, which doesn't really help at all because that's simply contradictory.
Oh yeah, breaking the law, Judas and his priest, my arse - eek, that will be why Halford is gay then. ( Think eighties shite music for that to make any bloody sense at all). All religion is gay - fuck, I don't even know what gay is but I bet it has something to do with temples, and leather and...
Anyhoots, back to breaking the law - give me a law and I will break it, just out of sheer bloody mindedness (nice word, I think, - the last word).
At this point, people generally say "Goth, you're pissed" and I laugh, in a Gothic fashion, because they're correct.
But then I say, Priest? Fucking Priest? It's the Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath.
I'm still going to post this, as a reminder of just how stupid I can be having imbibed whisky from a jar.
Hooray for alcofool.