domingo, agosto 19, 2007

Breaking The Law

* Warning - do not write when drunk - it's not big and it's not fucking clever, although, it is funny as fuck at the time*

So, I am so radical that I'm not really a radish at all - in a vegetarian way. "Let's break the law" said the devil on my shoulder, "then again, let's not" said the angel on the opposite shoulder, which doesn't really help at all because that's simply contradictory.

Bollocks

Oh yeah, breaking the law, Judas and his priest, my arse - eek, that will be why Halford is gay then. ( Think eighties shite music for that to make any bloody sense at all). All religion is gay - fuck, I don't even know what gay is but I bet it has something to do with temples, and leather and...

Anyhoots, back to breaking the law - give me a law and I will break it, just out of sheer bloody mindedness (nice word, I think, - the last word).

At this point, people generally say "Goth, you're pissed" and I laugh, in a Gothic fashion, because they're correct.

But then I say, Priest? Fucking Priest? It's the Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm still going to post this, as a reminder of just how stupid I can be having imbibed whisky from a jar.

Hooray for alcofool.

16 comentarios:

zoe dijo...

at least you can spell when pissed - i can't to save my life. actually, i can't when i'm not pissed eether.

Ani dijo...

I love it! Very surreal.

As a result, I have resolved to write while in a drunken stupor more often. Which of course, entails being drunk more often. So everyone wins, really.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Zoe -> you can't spell ether?

Ani -> Top stuff, spoken like a true skywalker

Princess of the Universe dijo...

I think surreal was an excellent word for that...
Keep up the good work Goth!

zoe dijo...

nope, i can't spel eether.

john.g. dijo...

Oh, You're blessed having her royal blogginess visiting!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Princess -> Hi, thought'd you'd been twatted by your tiara

Zoe -> that's why the speel cheeker is burning smurk

JG -> royal bloginess?

Tom Joad dijo...

Made perfect sense to me. Tell me it isn't true that Rob Halford is gay - about as surprising as Siegfried and Roy (the magician guys with the white tigers) announcing to a stunned world that they, in fact, liked the boys better than the girls. I nearly spat my beer out.

Stacie dijo...

Heck, i think the only time my posts make any sense at all is when i'm drunker than a skunk

(who made up that saying anyway?)

Stacice

Peach dijo...

ya piss head

john.g. dijo...

Goth, you drunk twat, I already thanked you for the link, and her Royal blogginess Zoe ( bows), is missing from my blog. She probably thinks it's crap! sigh!

JolietJake dijo...

hee hee, yowr drunk, ha ha haa bollocks

Ariel dijo...

Pissed but can type admirably. Hats off to you Goth!

kimmyk dijo...

I think Halford would be proud of this one I do.

If all religion was gay that would explain alot about the Catholic religion now wouldn't it?!

PI dijo...

If only we could reclaim the word 'gay' to mean what it meant in the days of dear Noel and Ivor. Although when you come to think of it that's quite queer isn't it?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tom -> fraid the Halford thing is true - but just think of all those metal heads that went runni9ng out to get leather for all the wrong reasons

Stacie -> Not entirely but I do take your point

Peach -> one has to rock and roll

JD -> busy proof reading her book I think

JJ -> least I didn't fall down the stairs.....

Ariel -> bizarre how I can do that

Kimmy -> it would explain why priests like altar boys

Pat -> can't say I want that word really - gay doesn't work in either connotation in Goth World