* Warning - do not write when drunk - it's not big and it's not fucking clever, although, it is funny as fuck at the time*
So, I am so radical that I'm not really a radish at all - in a vegetarian way. "Let's break the law" said the devil on my shoulder, "then again, let's not" said the angel on the opposite shoulder, which doesn't really help at all because that's simply contradictory.
Bollocks
Oh yeah, breaking the law, Judas and his priest, my arse - eek, that will be why Halford is gay then. ( Think eighties shite music for that to make any bloody sense at all). All religion is gay - fuck, I don't even know what gay is but I bet it has something to do with temples, and leather and...
Anyhoots, back to breaking the law - give me a law and I will break it, just out of sheer bloody mindedness (nice word, I think, - the last word).
At this point, people generally say "Goth, you're pissed" and I laugh, in a Gothic fashion, because they're correct.
But then I say, Priest? Fucking Priest? It's the Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm still going to post this, as a reminder of just how stupid I can be having imbibed whisky from a jar.
Hooray for alcofool.
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at least you can spell when pissed - i can't to save my life. actually, i can't when i'm not pissed eether.
I love it! Very surreal.
As a result, I have resolved to write while in a drunken stupor more often. Which of course, entails being drunk more often. So everyone wins, really.
Zoe -> you can't spell ether?
Ani -> Top stuff, spoken like a true skywalker
I think surreal was an excellent word for that...
Keep up the good work Goth!
nope, i can't spel eether.
Oh, You're blessed having her royal blogginess visiting!
Princess -> Hi, thought'd you'd been twatted by your tiara
Zoe -> that's why the speel cheeker is burning smurk
JG -> royal bloginess?
Made perfect sense to me. Tell me it isn't true that Rob Halford is gay - about as surprising as Siegfried and Roy (the magician guys with the white tigers) announcing to a stunned world that they, in fact, liked the boys better than the girls. I nearly spat my beer out.
Heck, i think the only time my posts make any sense at all is when i'm drunker than a skunk
(who made up that saying anyway?)
Stacice
ya piss head
Goth, you drunk twat, I already thanked you for the link, and her Royal blogginess Zoe ( bows), is missing from my blog. She probably thinks it's crap! sigh!
hee hee, yowr drunk, ha ha haa bollocks
Pissed but can type admirably. Hats off to you Goth!
I think Halford would be proud of this one I do.
If all religion was gay that would explain alot about the Catholic religion now wouldn't it?!
If only we could reclaim the word 'gay' to mean what it meant in the days of dear Noel and Ivor. Although when you come to think of it that's quite queer isn't it?
Tom -> fraid the Halford thing is true - but just think of all those metal heads that went runni9ng out to get leather for all the wrong reasons
Stacie -> Not entirely but I do take your point
Peach -> one has to rock and roll
JD -> busy proof reading her book I think
JJ -> least I didn't fall down the stairs.....
Ariel -> bizarre how I can do that
Kimmy -> it would explain why priests like altar boys
Pat -> can't say I want that word really - gay doesn't work in either connotation in Goth World
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