- Alabama: Use of motor boats forbidden on city streets - (seems a nice trick if you could do it)
- Alaska: It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane in motion - (what if he has a parachute though?)
- L.A.: If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited - (bound to happen)
- Georgia: It is a misdemeanour for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded - (I'm moving there !!)
- Illinois: No monster may enter the city limits - (that's why they don't have a Vampires R Us)
- Maine: Illegal to bite the landlord, no matter how much he deserves it - (hee hee)
- Oklahoma: Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state - (in a land-locked state - long range harpoons I suppose)
- Canada: It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man - (spoil all the fun, bastards)
- Canada: You may not swear in French - (didn't want to anyway)
- Ireland: It is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College without a sword - (make for some good arguments then)
- England: With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday - (WTF is so good about carrots?)
- England: You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight - (bastards)
- England: Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow - (consistent bastards though)
- Scotland: It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow - (presume that excludes spouses)
- Australia: It is illegal to dress up as batman - (fancy dress party fucked then)
- Belgium: A driver who needs to turn through oncoming traffic has the right of way unless he slows down or stops - (see that one in action every day)
- France: Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists - (but it's shit)
- Israel: It is illegal for a chicken to lay an egg on a Friday or Saturday - (time to get the corks out, or in even)
Feel free to add to the list.....