There are times when I love computers - mainly when I look at the stuff I have bought on account of working with them, or drinking beer because of the money they have provided me with.
Then, there are the other times..... like last night for example.
I am now the owner of 2 completely fucked laptops, 3 extremely fried hard drives and a severe headache.
I was about to throw one out of the window of Chez Goth, when Mariposa pointed out that the Cat, might think it was a game and follow it a tout vitesse.
Hence the title of this post - it is a phrase that I have used numerous times during the past 16.5 hours. (No fucking thanks to Microsoft I might add, you blood-sucking scum from the bottom of the pond from hell).
Tomorrow, I may feel slightly more relaxed, and apply my Gothic genius to resurrecting the poorly 'puters.
For now though, I am feeling slightly ambivalent and uncharitable toward the little rascals.......
In fact, my last comment to each was
YOU COMPLETE TWAT