lunes, noviembre 05, 2007

You Complete Twat

There are times when I love computers - mainly when I look at the stuff I have bought on account of working with them, or drinking beer because of the money they have provided me with.

Then, there are the other times..... like last night for example.

I am now the owner of 2 completely fucked laptops, 3 extremely fried hard drives and a severe headache.

I was about to throw one out of the window of Chez Goth, when Mariposa pointed out that the Cat, might think it was a game and follow it a tout vitesse.

Hence the title of this post - it is a phrase that I have used numerous times during the past 16.5 hours. (No fucking thanks to Microsoft I might add, you blood-sucking scum from the bottom of the pond from hell).

Tomorrow, I may feel slightly more relaxed, and apply my Gothic genius to resurrecting the poorly 'puters.

For now though, I am feeling slightly ambivalent and uncharitable toward the little rascals.......

In fact, my last comment to each was

YOU COMPLETE TWAT

10 comentarios:

Tom Joad dijo...

Doncha love 'em? I am in a similar position, having made my living from them over the years, but by buggery they can be annoying.

In my early years as as PC monkey, I had a desktop machine which resisted repair for days. My patience gave out and I picked it up, hurled it across the desk and went to the pub. Next day, I plugged it in - and it fired up first time! Only happened the once though - I wrote off several others with the same trick.

Remember kids - computer abuse is not big or clever, so please don't try this at home.

john.g. dijo...

Could the headache be JD induced?

BTW, sorry about the cat comment, amigo.

Sewmouse dijo...

Perhaps an idea for the cat's name?

Princess of the Universe dijo...

When you're done with those, do you mind coming over to look at mine?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Tom -> I do love them because they're quicker to unplug than people

JG -> I fucking wish - and no worries about the cat thing

Sewmouse -> 'Cat the Twat'? - don't think so although I sense a lesbian outrage here

Princess -> I would love to come over and look at your twat (sorry, computer)

Stacie dijo...

I'm not a complete fan of them at times myself. I hope you get them up and running soon Goth!
Stacie

Daphne Wayne-Bough, dijo...

Don't throw them out, if you don't want them Scrumpy will make a house out of them.

On an unrelated subject, you speak Spanish don't you? Why not pop over to Dona Maria Amalia the 95-year-old bloguera and give her some of the old Goth charm. Way to go, Granny!

JolietJake dijo...

why don't you just read a book or something?

Crabtree dijo...

JolietJake->
Reading also this irritates!

Goth->
My modem it is made the wrong in a cowardly way to it my left unfinished, if somebody searches a home for hamster?
I nearly took my cat and to dangle it by the window, but I remembered that I am at the same level!!
That's why having re-installed everything I reappear "cuckoo"

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> I always get them running ;-)

Daffers -> I think I should donate my collection of Bic razors first

JJ -> because the books are just squiggles - bloody Punjabi

Dip-Dop -> 'cuckoo' en Francais is not the same meaning as English. But I know what you're saying