You can't beat it really - the feeling of a nice pussy between your legs. There is something strangely comforting and somewhat heart-warming in the sensation. Of course, it could be that I am just a lesbian and love pussy for no other reason than, it's a new pussy to me. But, leaving the cynical part aside - the cat is fucking cool.
Travelling on an aeroplane is not a pleasant experience in cat-world and the poor bugger got so freaked out, the claws came out, broke off and became blood.
Not good.
Granted, it will take a few days to comprehend the 'living on the third floor now, so jumping out of the window is not an option thing' - but, shit, I had to learn that lesson too. In the meantime, there's free lodging, food, drink, and I've even created a place to have a crap without anyone watching. It's like a mini Gothic Hilton, without the advertising, because cats can't read, so that would be pointless.
I'm positive that life in Belgium is not as good as it was in Portugal, well the weather is better in Portugal, but in Belgium, the economy is more stable.
Anyway, I have got the 'harness' and the lead and I will take the cat for a walk. That will be 'funny as fuck' in itself. A Goth with a cat on a lead, going for a walk in the park.
I'm looking forward to my first encounter with a miserable Belgian twat walking their dog.
"Ho ho - my dog will eat your cat" (said in a smug and somewhat superficial way)
"HA - fucking think so, do you ?!" (not smug, just 'matter of fact' way)
*SPLAT*
"You just stamped on my dog !!! I will invent some legislation to counteract your complete lack of respect !"
In the meantime, Madame Belgique has a pizza in the shape of a flat dog, and my cat is right behind me purring.
MEEEEOOWW - which translates from Cat-ese into English as "That was so fucking funny - you're my new best friend"
Now, all I have to do is come up with a name, in English, for the cat.
Suggestions please.....
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I put butter on Scrumpy's paws, he hasn't left the house since. And I'm still trying to get the greasy marks off the furniture.
I thought you might have been over in Whitby last week. I'm sure that's you in picture no.12.
Poor scrumpy - no wonder he looked confused when I saw him last. As for Whitby - have been there but it was years ago (1998 to be exact)
Oh, and the highlight of the weekend is 'The Vamps and Tramps Ball'........
(although I must confess I missed some of it as I was busy making babies)
How about Kat Kong?
A Goth with a cat! I Love it! You never fail to suprise me Goth, who knew you'd have a soft spot for cats? You could call him Crow...The Crow was gothy and it's funny to have a cat with a bird name...
Or Rex.
or Fang.
Or Jack (JD for short) (as in Daniels)
no shit john g. fuck off you..nevermind. [that was a horrible thing to say john...duh]
i like kitties but can't own one because the boy has allergies that will make his eyes swell shut and his nose run for days.
i hope you and your new kitty have a great long lasting relationship.
is the kitty a boy or a girl though? i say if it's a girl call her puss and if it's a boy call him some boy name. i dunno.
I agree, cats are cooler than dogs. I love their don't give a shit attitude and independence. Far more appealing than dogs.....way too 'needy'. Sorry, can't think of a clever or amusing name for the cat. An old mate of ours had a big grey ugly tom called Piss-face. Not sure why but knowing him he thought it was funny.
I would call him "Catkins". I have seen a man try to take a cat for a walk and it was hilarious. Cats like to do their own thing.
OK, how about "Slash". It's what they will do on (and to) your furniture until you've pinged the water pistol's "jet soak" setting off them often enough.
It's the closest you'll get to ever training one.
What about "Fang" ?
Kimmy - Thanks honey but don't worry about JG - the Cat already had plans to claw his tyres (and he's male)
Headless -> 'piss-face'? how bizarre
GB -> Catkins? hmmm whatever next, whiskas?
Tom -> Whilst I quite like the idea of having a 'Slash' I'm not sure how politically correct that would be
Daffers -> 'Fang'? as in fangs for the memory?
Names I have called my cats (who are actually named Mindi and Kili):
Stupid
Doofus
Fur-Face
FatKitty
Furball
Getyourassoutofmyface
Gawdammmitalready
NO!!
Might I suggest... Mortimer?
Sewmouse -> You may suggest but he seems to quite like Fuska - I presume in a previous life he knew or was Kafka ?!
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