viernes, noviembre 30, 2007

My Boyfriend Is A Twat

Regulars to Goth World will know I'm not one for advertising or any of that commercial shite. 'How much is your blog worth?' - fuck off and find some idiot to publicise your crap products elsewhere.

"Put a Google Ad on your blog and make money" - piss off you corporate cunts!!

BUT, my friend - who is a girl, and a better blogger than me, Zoe, has released a book based on her blog My Boyfriend Is A Twat and fuck me backwards with a pitchfork but, it's fucking good.

I'm not saying that because I get commission, just because I think so.

Yesterday, was the book launch in Bruxelles - which I was invited to. So I thought - 'eek - I must wear Dolce and Gob anna' etc.

Not so. The scruffy terrorists appeared, and I was one of them.

Laughed? - I nearly pissed myself. Me, with European twits and the Twat in a suit. It could almost be a sketch from Monty Python.

However, a large number of bloggers, from various countries turned up to support 'mi chica' and purchase her book. We even had one of those posh European politicians doing the introduction - and small biscuits with prawns on top - as you do.

After the posh stuff, the majority were moving on to another drinking establishment. I had to go home for pussy.

Fuska, as that is the cats name, doesn't like to be alone for too long.

Anyway, buy the book MY BOYFRIEND IS A TWAT

otherwise, I'll do......nothing probably

13 comentarios:

kimmyk dijo...

Off to check it out.

I was a bit worried though Goth when I read the title....

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> I am such a lesbian - I like tennis, I have short hair where it counts and I LOVE WOMEN - and I hate botty sex ;-)

Hill dijo...

And that is how I found you.

No shit. One day I was bored and Googled "British Blogs."

MBIAT popped up and the name was hilarious, so I clicked the link. And then I clicked the blue blogger name link in the comments and voila, you.

Speaking of, I know a dude named "Twat." I'm thinking it's his REAL NAME as TEACHERS even called him "Twat", and you know how teachers are fanatically about calling you by your given name, NOT your nickname.

Yes, he lives in Texas.

WTF kind of parents name their son "TWAT?!?"

:)

Clare dijo...

On a completely unrelated note...

from my blog...

"your re-direct doesn't work for shit either"

I'm trying to work out what this means. I am stumped. Are you complaining about the redirect from my old url to my new one? Or are you making some point about cat shit? But how does one redirect cat shit? I am very confused.

JolietJake dijo...

already got it and read it. here's something you might find funny too http://worsethanfailure.com/ there's a top post today about xml and notepad

Daphne Wayne-Bough, dijo...

Honey you didn't stand out at all, you looked divinely satanic wrapped in your opera cloak hanging upside down off the chandelier. The cat ought to have a suitably gothic name like Beelzebub. Some left-wing friends of mine had a black cat who they called Winnie in honour of the former Mrs Mandela. After she had been discredited it stuck in their craw to pretend they'd named it for Churchill.

zoe dijo...

oh thank you! my bit about last night will have to wait until tomorrow. xxx

SpanishGoth dijo...

Hill -> Bloody crikey - I just thought I was dark and cuddly

Clare -> fucked if I know - it was probably a very clever point at 4am after a bottle of Wodka

JJ -> you were so missed last night (not one fucker managed to hit you)

Daphne -> The Cat's real name is Mephisto

Zoe -> can't believe you didn't let the Twat wear his shell-suit

Invader Stu dijo...

It was fun to meet a few bloggers and put faces to blogs.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stu -> Not so sure you want to put "faces to blogs"

Rachel dijo...

Hola, nice to meet you.

Lovely hair, you should let it down more often

SpanishGoth dijo...

Rachel -> Hola chica - encantado. As for the hair......

Anónimo dijo...

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