Regulars to Goth World will know I'm not one for advertising or any of that commercial shite. 'How much is your blog worth?' - fuck off and find some idiot to publicise your crap products elsewhere.
"Put a Google Ad on your blog and make money" - piss off you corporate cunts!!
BUT, my friend - who is a girl, and a better blogger than me, Zoe, has released a book based on her blog My Boyfriend Is A Twat and fuck me backwards with a pitchfork but, it's fucking good.
I'm not saying that because I get commission, just because I think so.
Yesterday, was the book launch in Bruxelles - which I was invited to. So I thought - 'eek - I must wear Dolce and Gob anna' etc.
Not so. The scruffy terrorists appeared, and I was one of them.
Laughed? - I nearly pissed myself. Me, with European twits and the Twat in a suit. It could almost be a sketch from Monty Python.
However, a large number of bloggers, from various countries turned up to support 'mi chica' and purchase her book. We even had one of those posh European politicians doing the introduction - and small biscuits with prawns on top - as you do.
After the posh stuff, the majority were moving on to another drinking establishment. I had to go home for pussy.
Fuska, as that is the cats name, doesn't like to be alone for too long.
Anyway, buy the book MY BOYFRIEND IS A TWAT
otherwise, I'll do......nothing probably