viernes, noviembre 30, 2007

A Bear Called Mohammed

So, a British teacher has been arrested in Khartoum for allowing her school children to call a teddy bear Mohammed. Apparently, if convicted, she will receive 40 lashes or six months in jail.

Well done, you religious fascists !!!

I'm rather doubtful that "The Prophet" mentioned anything about kicking the crap out of anyone who named a small cuddly toy after him. But then again, he was a prophet, so perhaps he knew that this was going to happen. He was the Bruce Forsyth of the future.

I mean, can you imagine the Catholic church pursuing and impaling anyone who uttered "Oh god, I'm coming"?? - half the human race would have been wiped out just for having a bit of rumpy-pumpy.

Oh shit, they did do that.

But if they didn't... and Muslims thought with their brains, and Islam was just a Metro stop away from...

And then people wonder why I hate organised religion

Well fucking DUH.....

10 comentarios:

Elaine dijo...

Definitely one of the sillier things thought up in - where is it - Pakistan. Over here no one would care if I named a teddy bear W or President George W Bush and then impaled it on a flag pole. Wait. That may not be a good thing. As in, weird behaviour is just alright with us. Naw. I think it just means we have freedom of speech.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Indeed - freedom of speech - and freedom for all fluffy toys that have no political allegiance at all, as they're three dimensional puppaets - GOLLY WOG ON

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

A Teddy Bear is surely better than an arsehole, of which many have been named after the Prophet of Islam.

john.g. dijo...

Goth, I'm with you, fuck them!! Pull all aid (£472million over 3 years), and kick their embassy staff out! Wankers.

Che dijo...

Did someone just compare Dubya with (name withheld) the Prophet ?

Apart from the fact that they both regularly consult God on major decisions, I think that's a bit rich.
Even though Dubya is undoubtedly richer than (name withheld ); in monetary terms anyway.

And I think you'll find, Elaine, that if you impale a teddy named "George W", in the land of the free, you'll get free IRS/FBI/SS/DHS treatment.
And by DHS, I don't mean the Department of Health Services.

Anyway, my God this week is Pooh the Bear, so I'm deeply offended by your implication, Goth, that my Saviour is a 3D Puppet with no political allegiance.

He does have political allegiance. He just won't tell me to whom.(I'm guessing The Monster Raving Loony Party)

phoenix dijo...

And now they want to execute her! The world is mad and religion is the cause yet again.

Stacie dijo...

I've heard you say several times that you are against organized religion and it always makes me wonder....how do you feel about unorganized religion?

I'm not organized, I'm the most unorganized person in the world. I'm not religous either...except during sex. Oh God...

SpanishGoth dijo...

GB -> but the bear was named after a President of the USA - or was it the other way around? Muppets/Sesame Street..

JG -> steady on tiger - they're not all wankers - oh fuck it, they are

Che -> Brave argument but Pooh was never 3D you child of ignorance

Phoenix -> wow, welcome back but I still need some artwork from you

Stacie -> I like to provoke an argument and religious twats are the most susceptible to believing their own hyperbole

but I am interested in the religion/sex thing (antiquated rhymes with masturbated - theme there for a lecture perhaps.....)

phoenix dijo...

Intermittently at the moment because with lots going on at home right now I barely have time to breathe let alone blog and paint. I'm sure it will be better in the new year (I hope!)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Intermittent sex can be good - in a come as you are type thing...