martes, noviembre 13, 2007

Walk Away

I'm not an advocate of violence as I think it is counter-productive. Being a skinny twat doesn't help either - although it is kind of helpful in the dodging punches scenario.

Having been bullied, by fat useless retard wankers, at school - I took up martial arts.

No, I'm not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Goth but, I can do the black outfit thing quite well.

I had no choice - the bullies had decided I was easy prey and my living life would become HELL.

Thus, one summer I went to see Mr Migothi....

Polish on, polish off - catch flies with chopsticks etc

Returning to school became rather amusing.....

"Let's jump on the little skinny twat and... fuck, why are my bollocks on my head???"

But, I don't like fighting. Why fight when you can run away?

Every so often though, I encounter aggression and I walk away.

The 'macho side' of me says "Fight and kick his fucking arse!!"
The 'logical side' of me says "He's too big and maybe his karate is better than yours"

So, I walk away, with my head held high - and still connected to my body.

(It's a lot easier to laugh about it afterwards, if your jaw is not broken)

17 comentarios:

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

That's "the art of fighting without fighting". Bruce Lee explained it in Enter the Dragon. He also did a lot of fighting with fighting in that movie.

SpanishGoth dijo...

GB -> I seem to recall that he was killed by an aspirin too..... as I said, "walk away - drugs can kill"

MKWM dijo...

Goth Master, I've always seen you holding your head high, although sometimes, I've been wondering whether your mind is really connected to your body.

*running fast as lightning ;-)*

SpanishGoth dijo...

Minky -> Slow down, otherwise I won't be able to give you a Gothic cuddle

MKWM dijo...

I'd hate to miss that!

(have a peaceful night :-)

You Sick Bastard dijo...

The art of karate doesn't compare to having a bottle knock to the head, but what a shame if the bottle had alcohol in it, that would be a sad waste.

Tom Joad dijo...

Well, I can look after myself normally, but I prefer not to. My face is not one of a top model but I quite like its completeness and symmetry.

Let me see if my theory is correct. Bruce Lee - killed by aspirin, goldfish - killed by aspirin. Obviously, Bruce Lee was a goldfish.

john.g. dijo...

I prefer the running away option, but, as I can't run anymore, I guess I'm fucked!

PI dijo...

With age comes wisdom. Sometimes.

zoe dijo...

oh shit, i'm such an easy target then .... I NEED A BODYGUARD!

kimmyk dijo...

you should just used the jedi mind trick on him goth.

( . )( . ) dijo...

I didnt think kids really beat other kids up... always thought it was some kind of urban myth.... dont you ever just wanna try your karate out to see what the outcome is?

Daphne Wayne-Bough, dijo...

I thought you weren't supposed to use ancient oriental martial arts in street fighting. So what really did happen on the way home from Tippler's birthday party?

Hill dijo...

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting....those kids were fast as lightning....

Huuh

:)

...linking to you on this evening's post, sweetie.

That's right. Us 'Mericans gonna overrun your place.

Make room, hear?

:)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Minky -> I did thankyou

YSB -> why would you want to twat someone with a bottle? That's what Goth invented golf clubs for....

Tom -> so, by your logic, Bruce Lee was a twat?

incidentally, regarding the face thing UGLY-YLGU is symmetrical too ;-)

JG -> ah, but you could install rocket launchers in your chair

Pat -> to an extent, but then with a little bit more age comes dribbling and talking nonsense

Zoe -> no comment ;-)

Kimmy -> that sometimes works

(.)(.) -> I do soemtimes

Daphne -> there are some disciplines that have been 'modified' FOR streetfighting

Hill -> thanks, I shall endeavour to be appealing, in a Gothic fashion of course

Hill dijo...

Well, I did tell everybody you talk about your sex life a lot.



None of my readers ever have sex.




But they like to read about those who do!!


:)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Hill -> you rapacious vamp - I never talk about my non-existent sex life - how could I remain a virgin????