Therefore, instead of doing the job I get paid for, I will have to listen to some muppet from the United States of Idiots explain some bullshit that they neither understand nor adhere to. Just because someone has read a book does not imply that they have understood it.
I will try desperately not to bring up Vietnam and how effective their strategy was there (in case you weren't aware, they fucked up big time).
Instead I will focus on - birds outside the window, or how I can tie 'Plastic' to 'Reaction' in a relatively coherrent post or maybe even, what the rest of the frogs do when the French have just eaten their legs.
How do you get out of something that is compulsory?
- I thought about calling in sick (easy enough really) but that was too simplistic
- I considered creating havoc, but that's not in my job description
- I wondered if maybe I was being too negative, and that maybe living in peace and harmony would be good - and then I recalled that jesus got nailed to a tree for trying that one
So, I will turn up with a crate of beer, some nachos and a DVD of Team USA and see what happens.
*NOTE*
However, if the esteemed professional advisor, at any time tries to get me to hug anyone, or join hands and sing 'Kumbaya' - they will get stapled to the first thing I find.
Unless you have a better suggestion