sábado, agosto 15, 2009

Lost Ship

"Mystery still surrounds a missing Russian-manned cargo ship" - cool - is that like a Klingon cloaking device? No wonder you can't find it then.

I am so intrigued by the bullshit that emanates from the crusty old gits that they wheel out to give their opinion. So let me elucidate:-

'We cannot find the ship - it has disappeared off the map"
- not a very good map then - is that the version where the world is still flat?

"The cargo was not worth much but they could have hidden valuable cargo amongst the lumber" - yes, that is exactly what I would do with a squillion dollars of cocaine - put it in a very slow boat, with no obvious escape route.

"We think that it's pirates - probably African pirates" - excellent, let's stereotype the pirates who are not from the Caribbean at all, but they have very good sun-tans

"We know they are professional because the transponder unit was deactivated" - so only MacGyver can use a penknife? You know nothing of the - A Team.

"It is possible that nuclear weapons were the target" - oh fuck off - stop watching James Bond movies you old twat. Get up to date and watch XXX or GI Joe.

So now, with trepidation, we wait for the finale. Could the ship possibly have been spotted entering the Bermuda Triangle? Has the ship been beamed up by aliens who were desperate to save their dying planet?

As they started the bullshit contest, my turn now:-

The ship had a cargo of trees and they did what nature intended - they tried to put down roots.

Nice in principle, but not so nice if you are in a boat.

How the lobsters laughed..........

24 comentarios:

john.g. dijo...

Welcome back Gothic thing! If they were Somali pirates what were they doing off the Swedish coast? Maybe they chartered a boat or two from here! Bastards!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Greetings matey - Somali pirates, someis just idiots.

As for Swedish coast - perhaps they were hoping to take in an ABBA gig?

Crabbers dijo...

Very happy to see again (to revise) you !

Do you think that Russian follows by satellite a Finnish wood cargo !? surely not ! It is... or rather they was ice floes coming from Lapland ( as the name of the cargo liner indicates it ) intended for the Algerians , who unfortunately in chain breakage of the cold (the refrigerator not being current currency) it will have to suck stones !!
The ice having melted like snows with the sun , the cargo liner quite naturally evaporated !

"Crabtree"

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Monsieur Dip-Dop -> merci, mon ami-able. I do not think the Russians follow anything other than oil pipelines. But, if they were involved - perhaps it did not contain Norwegian Wood at all, but was always intended to be a Yellow Submarine?!

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There was a submarine But red, all this for toothpicks exotic! Odd planet!?

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