So Jesus realised that he needed to pick some disciples so he took a walk on the shore of Galilee and he approached the man with the big beard who was busy fishing. "You will come with me and be one of my disciples".
"Piss off, I'm fishing" replied the man.
"But you can become a fisher of men" said Jesus "But that's stupid" replied the man "Men don't live in the water".
"Not like that" an exasperated Jesus started to explain "We shall go forward and spread the word of the Lord".
"Oh I see" said the new disciple "And what is the word? Chocolate?".
"We will go forth and find.....what do you mean chocolate?"
"Well, you said about a word and we had to spread it - oh right, is it Marmalade then?"
"No it's not bloody marmalade - it will be us spreading the teachings of the Lord and will bring peace and goodwill to men. We will not be wandering around handing out bloody marmalade"
"It's a bit of a shit game, this guess the word thing but, the peace and goodwill sounds interesting so ok, count me in, my name is Simon"
"Excellent" responded Jesus "And I shall call you Peter"
"But that's not my name - I just told you it was Simon"
But it was too late as Jesus was wandering off looking for more disciples... thus Peter the Fisherman was recruited and packed up his fishing gear to follow Jesus. As he left he could be heard mumbling - "I wonder if it's butter, I can't believe it's not buter"