sábado, mayo 03, 2008

Gothic Holiday

Being Gothic, I'm not used to these 'holiday' type things. All of that pissing about with postcards and suncream is not really on a Gothic agenda at all. However, due to the fact that I was wound tighter than an 'E'-string on a mandolin, I acquiesced at the prospect of going back to Spain.

So, having braved the parade of idiots at the airport, the moronic tendencies of hire-car people, and the sun, we arrived at the hotel.

Sun, sea and boat rides to see some dolphins (doing what dolphins do - i.e. swimming in the sea) were advertised.

I couldn't avoid the sun - much as I tried but, fortunately, I didn't turn into a pile of dust. I do now look like a Gothic lollipop with white bits exactly where I left them.

I saw the sea - it was big, and wet, and full of water.

I also went on the boat ride, much as I loathe water with a vengeance, and saw dolphins. Were they wild dolphins? I think not - they seemed mildly perturbed but put on a performance at the front of the boat - in an arranged fashion. I stayed at the back.

Returning to the hotel, I tried to resist the temptation to entice the gorgeous Scandinavian receptionist back to the room.

Why? What man could resist a beautiful girl with pert breasts?

Don't know - don't care because I am no man, I'm a Goth and in my bed lies a woman.

Not just any woman - but, in my Gothic opinion, a slice of heaven and the reason I have gone from 'mandolin' to 'cello', briefly passing a 'harpsicord' on the way for Gothic effect.

Te quiero Mariposa - mi media naranja

15 comentarios:

john.g. dijo...

First!!

You old softie!!
Have a good time.

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Oranges are not the only fruit. Pip-pip! (Geddit?)

Rabbi Lars Shalom dijo...

aliens and religion

Honey dijo...

I think Mariposa is wonderful too, have a lovely holiday and rest well.

Ariel dijo...

Aw... thweet. And with added dolphins too!

PI dijo...

I shouldn't think Mariposa would be too thrilled had you taken the receptionist to your room. You must like living dangerously.

SpanishGoth dijo...

JG -> tx dude - will ensure perfection is attained

Daphne -> indeed but oranges are free here

Rabbi -> as opposed to Sex and Religion - which is Steve Vai territory

Honey -> she is somewhat perfect

Ariel -> jolly special creatures they are

Pat -> never really an issue - that sort of shit only works in dodgy movies ;-)

Che l'Ecossais dijo...

You should have watched the dolphin show - they do this fab routine with a dead Brazilian priest.

Sewmouse dijo...

I love seaside vacations.
I hate sunburn. Hope yours isn't painful.

Mr Farty dijo...

Aw, I love dolphins!

must...resist...argh...no good...

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

Sorry.

Enjoy your holiday, peeps.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Che -> I thought about it was I busy talking to flipper at the back

Sewmouse -> Having lived in Spain I know well enough when to stay out of the sun

Mr Farty -> it is always rather tempting isn't it....

Stacie dijo...

You don't fool me one bit Goth, underneath it all, you're a teddy bear. And I'm willing to bet you rather enjoyed the dolphins!
Stacie

Brom dijo...

Glad it's not just me that thinks that holidays arn't all their cracked up to be.

Sex and religion eh? I'm more of a Passion and Warfare type myself.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> Can I be a Gothy Bear?

Brom -> and.... the Audience is Listening....

Anónimo dijo...

Intresting blog Mr Room 14-12.. Saludos from The scandinavian receptionist