Being Gothic, I'm not used to these 'holiday' type things. All of that pissing about with postcards and suncream is not really on a Gothic agenda at all. However, due to the fact that I was wound tighter than an 'E'-string on a mandolin, I acquiesced at the prospect of going back to Spain.
So, having braved the parade of idiots at the airport, the moronic tendencies of hire-car people, and the sun, we arrived at the hotel.
Sun, sea and boat rides to see some dolphins (doing what dolphins do - i.e. swimming in the sea) were advertised.
I couldn't avoid the sun - much as I tried but, fortunately, I didn't turn into a pile of dust. I do now look like a Gothic lollipop with white bits exactly where I left them.
I saw the sea - it was big, and wet, and full of water.
I also went on the boat ride, much as I loathe water with a vengeance, and saw dolphins. Were they wild dolphins? I think not - they seemed mildly perturbed but put on a performance at the front of the boat - in an arranged fashion. I stayed at the back.
Returning to the hotel, I tried to resist the temptation to entice the gorgeous Scandinavian receptionist back to the room.
Why? What man could resist a beautiful girl with pert breasts?
Don't know - don't care because I am no man, I'm a Goth and in my bed lies a woman.
Not just any woman - but, in my Gothic opinion, a slice of heaven and the reason I have gone from 'mandolin' to 'cello', briefly passing a 'harpsicord' on the way for Gothic effect.
Te quiero Mariposa - mi media naranja
15 comentarios:
First!!
You old softie!!
Have a good time.
Oranges are not the only fruit. Pip-pip! (Geddit?)
aliens and religion
I think Mariposa is wonderful too, have a lovely holiday and rest well.
Aw... thweet. And with added dolphins too!
I shouldn't think Mariposa would be too thrilled had you taken the receptionist to your room. You must like living dangerously.
JG -> tx dude - will ensure perfection is attained
Daphne -> indeed but oranges are free here
Rabbi -> as opposed to Sex and Religion - which is Steve Vai territory
Honey -> she is somewhat perfect
Ariel -> jolly special creatures they are
Pat -> never really an issue - that sort of shit only works in dodgy movies ;-)
You should have watched the dolphin show - they do this fab routine with a dead Brazilian priest.
I love seaside vacations.
I hate sunburn. Hope yours isn't painful.
Aw, I love dolphins!
must...resist...argh...no good...
But I couldn't eat a whole one.
Sorry.
Enjoy your holiday, peeps.
Che -> I thought about it was I busy talking to flipper at the back
Sewmouse -> Having lived in Spain I know well enough when to stay out of the sun
Mr Farty -> it is always rather tempting isn't it....
You don't fool me one bit Goth, underneath it all, you're a teddy bear. And I'm willing to bet you rather enjoyed the dolphins!
Stacie
Glad it's not just me that thinks that holidays arn't all their cracked up to be.
Sex and religion eh? I'm more of a Passion and Warfare type myself.
Stacie -> Can I be a Gothy Bear?
Brom -> and.... the Audience is Listening....
Intresting blog Mr Room 14-12.. Saludos from The scandinavian receptionist
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