domingo, octubre 19, 2008

Faster Food

As a Goth (and no, I am not the only Goth in the village) - I do not like fast food.

I do not appreciate scary clowns like 'Robert Smith in his pyjamas' trying to force burgers in my face. If I feel the need to eat pulverised - pseudo-meat' with spices between bread, it will not be served by a moron in a costume.

Likewise, I do not appreciate weirdos spitting (on) kebabs or crucifying animals for no reason other than "Their Fat Greeds Welding".

I read a story this week and my initial reaction was 'Fuck off - you cannot be serious'.- but, the story is true and feel free to google it yourself...

A group of 'xxx' decided to create the largest sandwich in the world. To achieve this, they butchered lots of ostriches and tried to create a sandwich 4,900 ft long (approx 1.3 km).

The 'esteemed coucil of idiots' created a new level of pomposity in Tehran, capital of Iran.

The X fuckers were rather surprised when spectators rushed in to devour the food without waiting for the world record to be broken.

Uhhmmm - might be a reason fot that

10 comentarios:

Crabtree dijo...

You is thus " Coulrophobia "?
I wondered " He takes me for Ronald ? "
Me which hates the malbouffe !

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Pourtant, Crabtree, il y a plus de Macdos en France que dans tout autre pays d'Europe.

At last year's World Social Forum in Nairobi, 50000 "anti-Davos" participants flew in from all over the world to talk about poverty, whilst staying in five star hotels and stuffing their faces. A bunch of street kids stormed a posh hotel and nicked all the food. I laughed my socks off.

JolietJake dijo...

Our corner shop man (from Iran) and his brother say I look like their former Shah. They're all barking these Iranians, jolly good natured though and they do like to chat.

john.g. dijo...

I read about that,and had a giggle!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Dip-Dop -> I think they are not taking, but giving

Daffers -> your socks are in the possession of.....

Joliet J -> it's a family affair? the shop thing

JG -> Absurd but true

....You Sick Bastard dijo...

Didn't know ostriches were that good. I might have to get off my bald eagle diet.

PI dijo...

I find myself edging closer to vegetarianism when contemplating such grossness. But it's a windy path.

Crabtree dijo...

Oui ! Daphné ,too one ends up to walk over :)

Sir, the dress does not do the monk! And all the clowns do not do to laugh :{

The children cry in visionary the clown of Mc do !

In the fast-food I there saw Goths to let the grimaces do to the clown ;)

Leni Qinan dijo...

I bet they wanted to break the World Stupidity Record and appear in the Guiness book.

SpanishGoth dijo...

YSB -> now you're just being american (and all that entrails)

Pat -> that'll be the beans then

Dip-Dop -> Goths do not bend their knee toward fast food when fast drinks are more pleasurable - even when reducing to a kneeling state

Ms Kravitz -> Fairly sure Bush has that one nailed