jueves, octubre 16, 2008

Mr Gorsky

When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks (the usual comms traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control)

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr.Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong.

This time he finally responded. Mr.Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows.

His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs.Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr.Gorsky.

"Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

10 comentarios:

Princess of the Universe dijo...

Is that actually true?? I need to google this....

john.g. dijo...

That sucks!!!

Leni Qinan dijo...

Hahaha, never say never again Mrs Gorsky! ;)

Leni Qinan dijo...

But i really like the label of this post. Maybe Mr. Gorsky could answer to that. (*giggles*)

Anónimo dijo...

Hey !! Well me which am often in the moon ,I just have to pass a CD of Armstrong !! :}

SpanishGoth dijo...

Princess -> I believe it to be true but anyway it's a nice story of neighbours heping each other ;-)

JG -> does now

Ms Kravitz -> perhaps he just needed to be cleaner?...

Dip-Dop -> 'in the moon' or over the moon?

Anónimo dijo...

" in the moon " !
The head in stars !

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Ha! Good story, hits the spot, although you know it's not actually true. A bit like religion, really. NOW do you get it?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Dip-Dop -> Celestial intervention doesn't rhyme

Daffers -> no, I don't get religion - but I can talk bollocks if it's more comforting

Anónimo dijo...

" in the moon " !
With colombine ,
In my room ,
On a cover of ermine ?