Yeah right. They listen to no-one.
Every morning they blether on about texting us this, or e-mailing us that about what is on the news.
"We'll read it out live on TV" says the smarmy presenter.
They bloody do not !!
Thursday - 'Fire in the Channel Tunnel' (in case you didn't know, it's the tunnel under the sea) but the fire is still burning and it's the lead article on
Friday - "The people can't put it out" says silly woman turning to sillier man"No - they can't" replies idiot in a suit "But, here's the weather where you are"
So, I sent them an e-mail - pointless exercise!!
"Dear BBC, tell fire fighters to drill the ceiling - there's shit loads of water up above them - best regards, Goth"
and then I had to send another one
"Oh btw, tell them to fit a tap - plugging the hole with small Dutch children may not be popular now - lesser regards, Goth'
Response? - Fuck all. So sleep tightly Jean Claude Van Damme - your probing fingers are not required