Is not as easy as it seems. I know this because today, I am having a God-like day. Well, one of those 'Etch-a Sketch' days which a Goth has to do every so often. It's a day when a Goth says "Fuck it - this is shit, let's start again"
*vigorously shaking created object*
Computers are my lifeblood - as in they are the vehicle that pay for Jack Daniels, cigarettes and some boring stuff like food, rent, electricity etc. Thus, I am reverential to their capacities and needs. (and M$oft - you can fuck right off at this point).
The time has come though, the Walrus said, to rebuild my server - trusty friend that it is. I have to eradicate everything and start again as if it was a brand new baby puter.
The second part is easy - create something as you would like it to appear. Install only the stuff that you choose (without time constraints)
The first part is not so easy - kill everything (when you can get past the OS's objections)
Goth - Delete everything
OS - Are you sure?
Goth - Yes
OS - Are you insane? You do know I won't work after this
Goth - Just do it !! - Nike was a God and so am I
OS - they didn't have computers in ancient Greece
Goth - I was fucking busy
OS - Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
Goth - Yes
OS - But this will format the hard drive and render all oper...
Goth - Just fucking do it - twat
OS - I'll be back though?
Goth - Yes, just better, faster and....
*meanders off with a bottle of JD in one hand and cigarette in the other*
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Sounds like my worst nightmare.
Poor Goth!
My OS doesn't talk to me - it just does things of which I know nothing about.
Kind of like the world is one giant computer and somebody accidently presses the delete button.
Nike was a goddess actually.
Pat -> I don't mind as it's what I get paid to do (sort of)
JG -> could be worse - at least it still works
Zoe -> mine doesn't really talk - it just a pygmy in my imagination
YSB -> I think that was called the Flood
Daphne -> no need to get sexist my love
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
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