domingo, marzo 30, 2008

Being A God

Is not as easy as it seems. I know this because today, I am having a God-like day. Well, one of those 'Etch-a Sketch' days which a Goth has to do every so often. It's a day when a Goth says "Fuck it - this is shit, let's start again"

*vigorously shaking created object*

Computers are my lifeblood - as in they are the vehicle that pay for Jack Daniels, cigarettes and some boring stuff like food, rent, electricity etc. Thus, I am reverential to their capacities and needs. (and M$oft - you can fuck right off at this point).

The time has come though, the Walrus said, to rebuild my server - trusty friend that it is. I have to eradicate everything and start again as if it was a brand new baby puter.

The second part is easy - create something as you would like it to appear. Install only the stuff that you choose (without time constraints)

The first part is not so easy - kill everything (when you can get past the OS's objections)

Goth - Delete everything
OS - Are you sure?
Goth - Yes
OS - Are you insane? You do know I won't work after this
Goth - Just do it !! - Nike was a God and so am I
OS - they didn't have computers in ancient Greece
Goth - I was fucking busy
OS - Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
Goth - Yes
OS - But this will format the hard drive and render all oper...
Goth - Just fucking do it - twat
OS - I'll be back though?
Goth - Yes, just better, faster and....

*meanders off with a bottle of JD in one hand and cigarette in the other*

7 comentarios:

PI dijo...

Sounds like my worst nightmare.

john.g. dijo...

Poor Goth!

zoe dijo...

My OS doesn't talk to me - it just does things of which I know nothing about.

....You Sick Bastard dijo...

Kind of like the world is one giant computer and somebody accidently presses the delete button.

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Nike was a goddess actually.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Pat -> I don't mind as it's what I get paid to do (sort of)

JG -> could be worse - at least it still works

Zoe -> mine doesn't really talk - it just a pygmy in my imagination

YSB -> I think that was called the Flood

Daphne -> no need to get sexist my love

Hal 9000 dijo...

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.