Several of the whingeing little twats that work for this global cancer, have tried to claim that they are only bringing them a little more up to date for modern society. Well, as per usual - they really have their finger on the pulse for that one.
Now, in the first instance, why would they need some more deadly sins? For that, you have to look at the original sins. In no particular order they are pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth. Now call me a cynic if you wish (I don't give a shit) bit these original seven have and still are adequately represented by the church.
The new seven, I would list but it's a bit boring, are pretty much covered by the church also.
'So why mention it?'I hear you ask. Well, because if you work on the principle that sins should be punished, then they should have also come up with a list of punishments. I guess they're probably too busy practising the sin bit first.
The original punishments for the sins were as follows:-
- Pride - Broken on the wheel
- Envy - Put in freezing water
- Gluttony - Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
- Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone
- Anger - Dismembered alive
- Greed - Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
- Sloth - Thrown in snake pits
I suppose it might be interesting to come up with a list of punishments for the new sin list - but then again, the fuckers never listen to me anyway - pompous bastards . . . .
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Eek, really? Those were the punishments?
How could someone do any of those to another human being???
*as the princess skips back to her little rosy coloured world of rainbows and butterflies*
Only with does hair on a volcanic island, seem a good compromise?
To go on the embers obliges the proud one to look at where it puts the feet!
Aïe ! Aïe !( Aï , aï ) Known as the lazy one :(
Gluttony: Stop MPs' expenses!
i am guilty of gluttony, and ready for my punishment.
Princess -> puny little humans - that's how they did it
Dip-dop -> you're known ass the lazy one ?? (and no, it'd not a spelling mistake)
JG -> I would agree but that would put poli-fuckers out of a job and then they will take up the accordian
emmenemmanasta -> you will be covered in chocolate and known as The Peanut
I suppose I could learn to like snakes.
The Catholic Church never listens to you, Goth? Phone this number for an audience with the Pope: +39.06.69884857.
I thought the Pope's number was 666?
Tried that number, Daff-Bags, but he was busy on other line with that twatty God friend of his.
Fark-sakes, now he's been promoted, it's as if us economy-line catholics never existed.
Above comment by me, by the way ; couldnae be ersed tae login.
Yeah I knew it was you, you little creep, no-one else calls me Daff-Bags. I hope you used your own phone to call Italy.
hmmm.... the 14 deadly sins just doesnt have the same ring to it...
revenge should be a sin, but I suppose that's covered under anger. I'd want revenge if it were me. I'd happily put a bullet in the heads of all those on death row...free of charge. Just supply the gun and ammo and I'm your girl.
Stacie
Pat -> Snakes can be very likeable - and edible too
Daphne -> what would I want to speak to that retard for?
Mr Farty -> hmmm, come to think of it...
Che Anonimouse -> ha ha 'Daff-Bags' *runs for cover*
Mp3 -> tx and welcome. I shall have a look when I get the chance
Daphne -> thought you liked hobbits ?!
(.)(.) -> why? because they're not sex related?
Stacie -> I would agree but the mercan legal system is so fucked up that I'm not sure all who are there maybe should be ?...
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