martes, febrero 12, 2008

Never Give Up

The motto of Lord Lucan apparently, as opposed to Lord Baden-Powell, whose motto encouraged all Boy Scouts to carry condoms (Always Be Prepared). Which means that Powell was assuming that they were all jolly japesters who enjoyed fashioning water bombs, or he had another inkling about a group of young boys in shorts - but I guess you need a private education to get that bit?!

Anway, as for me, I'm not giving up blogging. I just have to readjust my timetable somewhat. Some of you that have been visiting here for a while may recall that I used to write them on the train on my way to work (when the shit train service remembered to actually make them arrive on time).

Unfortunately, that is not an option anymore as I now have to walk to work and I'm not typing whilst I walk. The reason for this is that the new place is precisely 3 'chain-smoked' cigarettes duration from home. Not that I would do that of course, I'm too busy avoiding the dogshit on the pavements.

Once I get a rhythm sorted out, normal Goth World entries will be resumed.

It was a bit frightening at first - I had to put my 'prostitute outfit' on to secure the deal - by which, I mean a suit. However, after I'd had the contract confirmed I asked the important question.....

"I don't have to dress like this every fucking day do I?"

Thankfully, the answer was NO - so Back in Black then :))

Of course, it does mean that there is a new influx of characters in Goth World - which is good because The Burble was really starting to piss me off. Mariposa is happy, planning trips to Italy and Spain and Goth knows where.

So hang in there my little followers of darkness, normality will be resumed shortly. In the meantime, thanks to those who offered words of concern. Unlike Samson though, cutting my hair just made me stronger - and I'm still hoping to make a profit from the offcuts..... the shit works for butchers!!

6 comentarios:

Princess of the Universe dijo...

The Burble is just starting to piss you off now??

john.g. dijo...

I'll be here when you venture back. Good luck!!

PI dijo...

M'aussi! What John.g. says:)

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

Jolly good show old chap. Glad to hear you're not giving up blogging, that means two of us left. And Zoe, when she can be arsed.

Do you like my monkey?

(.) (.)

Teeny dijo...

I love that you measure time in cigarettes!

Glad you're not giving up, I still check in when I can (although I haven't for ages).

SpanishGoth dijo...

Princess -> only because I keep tripping over the bastard thing

JG -> not going too far, I hope

Pat -> merci ma cherie

Daphne -> of course I'm not giving it up - and yes I like your monkey although he gets rather grumpy when he's hungry...

Teeny -> bizarre but true - the perfect boiled egg is exactly the time it takes me to smoke 1 marlboro light