sábado, junio 21, 2008

What A Fucking Week

Every time I think I have turned a corner in my life, some sadistic bastard has coated the corner with olive oil or another somewhat slippery substance.

Then people question why I don't believe in a god ?!

I'm guessing that is the assinine percentage of the population - or, perhaps they assume the fat twat is as sarcastic as I can be.

The difference being I would not be such a cunt all the time.

So, my week consisted of:-

  • Dealing with morons
  • No fucker delivering what they had promised
  • People making crap excuses for their behaviour
  • Shit weather - i.e. that rain type stuff
  • Wanting to rip the throat out of ....
  • Shitheads having convienient 'sick days'

Apart from that, it was fucking toss (in a generally wanky way, but I did resist the temptation to kick the crap out of everyone).

It's Karma - Do good things and .......

And no, I haven't forgotten the challenge from my buddy John B Goodshite (and if you haven't read his site - you should).

JG -> I will create a post after I have purchased a Samurai sword - or 3

And, I almost lost my virginity - HOOZAH

3 comentarios:

Elaine dijo...

I wouldn't mind a fucking week. Hell, a fucking day would be totally acceptable.

john.g. dijo...

Happy slaughtering amigo!

JolietJake dijo...

that sounds like what the yokels call "work". you'll go mental if you try to figure it out. you have to employ one foriegn contractor for each local to get 50% of work done, that's the best you can hope for but it's ok 'cos you'll be the most succesful manager in the office