lunes, junio 30, 2008

A Shot In The Arse

Oh yes, it's 'horse-pickle' time again. Once again I have to venture back to the place where weirdos patrol the corridors armed with grapes.

Today, Doctor Who-gives-a-fuck will be changing my bandages, cleaning my wounds and generally causing me pain, again. I know it is a requirement, and I know it is her job but, that doesn't make it hurt less.

At some point, I will have to point out that my other hand is slightly fucked too. Previously, I have skillfully been hiding it behind my back hoping they wouldn't notice - shit worked so far.

I know I shouldn't complain but it's my blog and I can write what I fucking want to.

I am grateful to my friends - the ones that took time out of their busy schedules to see me and bring Jelly Babies etc. As for the others, I will be thinking of you when Dr Frank'n'furter jabs me in the arse with a needle.

In other news, I made a few phone calls. I was bored, I was doped up and feeling shit.

Mrs ex-Goth declared that I should not phone her again unless I had won the lottery. OK. I can do that.

"Hi, I'm in Jamaica now and you get fuck all - I've given it all away to 3-legged cats"

*falls off chair laughing*

OUCH

13 comentarios:

Leni Qinan dijo...

So your two hands are fucked now? How do you manage to write?

I've read your adventures doing aerobics in church -I laughed my ass off -. I hope at least that exercise keeps you on good terms with the dudes above *pointing at the sky* If there's someone up there. Not sure about that-

PS.- I thought we would be having a national day off or some extra money on account of the soccer thing, but no.

I'm still a prolo, so if you ever win the lottery forget about Mrs exGoth and the 3-legged cats, pls gimme a call.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Ambos de mis manos son dañados - ocultaba uno de ellos.

Sí, es una fiestas oficiales - es dia se llamado

'Alemania es Mierda'

*ooops, fell off my chair again*

PI dijo...

Sorry to hear you have been in the wars and was really worried when you mentioned grapes, but thankfully it is your hand/ hands. Bad enough and I hope any pain and discomfort will cease immediately. A big hug and sucks to ex missus G.

Leni Qinan dijo...
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Leni Qinan dijo...

Yeah Goth, you're right.
Fiesta nacional yesterday night and this afternoon as well.

So you supported the Spaniards. Like a Spanish Goth should. Cool.

What happened to your other hand, if it's not too much to ask?
Get better.;)

john.g. dijo...

"A shot in the arse", so you ARE in the toilet with George Michael!

Sewmouse dijo...

Goth dear?

You never really did say what it was you were doing that caused this unfortunate series of events...

Dare I ask?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Pat -> thanks honey. I will leave Mrs ex-G to wallow in her puddle of self-pitying misery

Leni -> it was all jolly good fun. As for my other hand, I dislocated a knuckle whilst trying (unsuccessfully) to break my fall

JG -> Sorry to disappoint dude but my arse is strictly 'exit only'

Sewmouse -> I was proving that tripping over a cat is quite a bad idea when near a glass door

Leni Qinan dijo...

That is indeed a series of unfortunate events. I hope you recover soon. :)

Your DeeVee Dees... Doo Vee Doos... ah, DoVe Dus! are arriving today, right?

JolietJake dijo...

hmmmm... seems to be getting worse. What happens to the old Ibanez if ermm, you know, the worst comes to the worst. I wouldn't wish it on you but you know I'd take good care of it, not to mention the "my name is earle" collection, I quite enjoyed those. (golf clubs too while your at it)

Take care, get well soon

SpanishGoth dijo...

Leni -> at least it happened as a sequence and not as sporadic events

Jake -> it's not an 'old' Ibanez you myopic twat ) it's new. You can have the guitar, the DVD's and the golf clubs - in exchange for your car. Even a spastic Goth can drive it better than you. How the fuck can you drive a new Mercedes into a parked car you muppet?

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