What's the fucking point? Granted, that is maybe not the best phrased question but somewhat ironic perchance.
I don't understand the appeal of watching two (or more) lubricated bimbos, shagging each other senseless. Why watch what you could be doing? DUH
It's feasible that these films may hold an appeal for those people who fell out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down but nature generally compensates. Even the utterly stupid must find the plot lines thin, if not anorexic.
*Large blonde/black/Asian - (some fucking idiot) walks into a scene*
"Whoops - there goes my underwear!"
*Cue some other weirdo(s) to start fucking with a relentless inevitability*
*Fade out / fuck off*
This film was sponsored by Kleenex - the tissue you can trust.
Whilst it is admirable that these films aid the masturbation purposes of travelling business people in their remote hotel bedrooms - do the wankers have no imagination?
Personally, I have always found them about as appealing as being slapped around the head with a large haddock. The films are pretty shit too.
Obviously, I'm not really a 'fannie' of this puerile media but feel free to justify yourself - unless you're Pippa Gore.
(I am not advocating banning porn films - anything that keeps the tossers away from me is a good thing)
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I guess I'm a wanker then!
Hell, First!!
I was at a staggette and we had one on in the background. If you mute the sound and play some classical music instead it somehow adds some elegance to the experience! :P
(To the movie, not to the staggette)
JG -> but nature compensated - you have wit and intelligence
Princess -> experience + porn, maybe..... elegance + porn ? I think not
I only have the normal programmes and freeview but I never see or get the option to see such programmes.
It's embarrassing enough if one gets
something suggestive when the children or grandchildren are here.
You ain't seen porn 'til you've seen "Caligula" on mushrooms.
I almost died of laughter.
Especially the bit with the donkey.
Pat -> I only have the 'normal' programmes - it's the weirdo bloody Dutch adverts that cause the issue
El Burro -> very witty :) Now get back to work and get rid of that weed....
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