sábado, diciembre 22, 2007

Christmas Spirit

Not the ghosty one, rattling chains and reminding you of all the shit things you've done in your life. I'm talking about the purely alcoholic one. Anyway who says that drinking is not big and not clever can fuck right off my planet.

Drinking is great and clever. Logically, if all of those miserable bastards who start wars and talk religious bollocks got pissed more often, the world would be a far better place.

International conferences should be held in bars. Just think how much would be achieved. Well, probably not an awful lot but, it would be jolly good fun.

One of my favourite places to visit was a Gothic nightclub. There was never, ever, a fight in there because everyone was so off their faces that they couldn't be arsed to fight. If a drink was spilt there was no macho posturing and threats of violence. The conversation was more like:-

"You just spilt my drink you pissed twat"
"Sorry, I fucked up - let me buy you another one".

The Middle East conflict could have been solved so quickly with enough alcohol, and maybe a kebab afterwards.

So to all visitors to Goth World - I raise a glass and wish you a prosperous new year with lashings of ginger beer - laced with whisky obviously.

8 comentarios:

john.g. dijo...

And a happy JD to you!!

Cat dijo...

And a happy Christmas to you, filled with much festive spirit.

SpanishGoth dijo...

I only wish I could make festive spirit appear for everyone. Until I am able to do that God-like action - I offer a toast. Be well, be happy and may you avoid all the gutters I will fall in

Honey dijo...

I don't know but you're experiance sounds a tad different to mine, I've only ever been physically hurt by someone who was drunk, and the places I've seen most fights have been in bars. But, thinking this one through, I reckon you'd say they weren't pissed ENOUGH or perhaps not using the right drink, for instance never seen a champagne fight, usually beer fights... hmmm food for thought as it were. Any how cheers to you, happy drinking and glad you'll join us awassailing: now that is definatly about drinking!

SpanishGoth dijo...

Honey -> read between the lines my love - 'off their faces' does not necessarily refer to alcohol consumption.

The only time I have been hurt was not in th drinking process, more in the leaving of an establishment - stairs are a complete bastard when you're pissed.....

kimmyk dijo...

haha, i love how you think! and you're probably right goth! the world would indeed be a happier place....

merry christmas to you and your loved ones!

Cream dijo...

Yes, life would be much more pleasant if people got pissed instead of pissed off...
Sobriety is good as long as it doesn't last too long.
Have a great Christmas, Goth.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> Merry Xmas my love and J still is supposed to be fetching beer from the fridge

Cream -> Cheers and all the best to you and yours matey *raises a glass and toasts*