domingo, diciembre 16, 2007

Sorely Disappointed

Around the world, there must be a large number of severely disappointed perverts. The reason I know this, is that a lot of these mother fuckers descend on my site hoping for, fuck knows what but IT'S NOT FUCKING HERE.

Regulars to Goth World will know, that there are no pictures on this site. No fucking pictures of Michael Jackson fisting Bubbles, no cum shots - in fact, there are no bloody pictures at all.

Apparently, there are 157 sites that link to this blog - which is fucking cool as I don't think I asked for any. None of which are sex sites, most are intelligent people just 'voicing' their thoughts - check out the links on the left and see what I mean.

In the meantime, there appears to be thousands of freaks turning up here looking for material to masturbate to - BWAHAHAHAHA - how sorely disappointed they must be.

The last ten searches are as follows:-

So, my brief Christmas message to all of you asexual freaks is - refine your searches and learn to spell, you illiterate bastards.

For regulars, I want you to vote for my pre-Christmas posting. It will be the nativity scene but you have a choice on whose perspective it will be based upon....

Should it be:-
A = From one of the Wise Men
B = From The Donkey
C = From Joseph

Goth, I love religion - from a distance

21 comentarios:

( . )( . ) dijo...

Oooh blow jobs in leather, thats how I stumbled across your blog... :P No I think mine was the fisting monkeys one, or was it donkeys.... no thats your nativity perspective.... well thats what I voted for anyway :P

Ché l'écossais dijo...

Off topic, but still...

I vote for the Donkey.

SpanishGoth dijo...

(.)(.) -> blow jobs in leather sounds good to me also - so next time you are stumbling around, feel free to stumble on me

Che -> amusing - to vote for the donkey, use the voting panel on the left

Sewmouse dijo...

Are you sure that was "sleep" shagging and not "sheep"?

PI dijo...

I'm taking it seriously 'cos that's the kind of gel I am and I'd like to hear it from Joseph, poor love.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Sewmouse -> no, it was sleep tagging originally as per a challenge from Joliet Jake, for some reason

Pat -> You have to use the votey thing on the left of the page - so far the Donkey has 6 votes....

Stacie dijo...

I get a lot of hits for people looking for squeaky bras. That's what I get for doing a post about mine...
I also get a lot of hits for people looking for satans call girl which I might have mentioned before and boys in tights...what I want to know is..who the hell googles that kind of stuff?
*shrugs shoulders* I dunno...
I do know this though...I freakin' love you! You rock Goth! You make me laugh every day I come here and that in my book makes you A-OK! (even if you're not a huge fan of us twatty americans)

john.g. dijo...

The donkey, it has to be the donkey!!!

MKWM dijo...

They may not find pictures but they sure find free goth stuff over here!

Like Pat (who forgot to vote, apparently), I'd like to hear it from Joseph, although any other perspective will suit me fine.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> Squeaky bras? Excellent. As for me hating all Americans - not true, it's just a generalisation to cover the idiotic portion

JG -> Well, the donkey does appear to be in the lead at the moment

Minky -> Joseph appears to be well behind in the voting at the moment my dear

Princess of the Universe dijo...

I had a feeling I would be one of the only people who didn't vote for the donkey.

phoenix dijo...

I am voting the donkey as long as you're not writing it in a varying amount of 'eeeeee-aawwww's':-)

SpanishGoth dijo...

Princess -> Not at all, there are quite a few voting for Joseph, but not understanding how to vote

Phoenix -> Like I would be that childish my love.....

Mr Farty dijo...

I checked my stats yesterday and top of the list was Zoe McConnell pussy. I've never even mentioned page 3 girl Zoe in my blog, but someone else had left a comment about people searching her blog for Zoe McConnell naked and I must have mentioned cats or something and that was all it took for the pervy porn search to find it.

Oops. I think I've just made it worse for you. Sorry.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Mr Farty -> You saw a 'Zoe McConnell pussy'? Was it wild or a tame version??

Anónimo dijo...


Feel sorta sorry for him, you know?

His wife had SOMEONE ELSE'S baby....


SpanishGoth dijo...

Hill -> WAS NOT someone elses baby. God was doing a delegation thing - i.e. the Angels got to go shagging whilst he/she went bowling

robin h dijo...

Has to be the Donkey ! Can you do it with an Eddie Murphy impersonation too ?

SpanishGoth dijo...

I am not heading into Shreksville - do I look like a member of the Rooney family??!!

Anónimo dijo...

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