sábado, enero 12, 2008

A Bloody Foot

Actually, it was more than that - I know as I have kept the evidence. There is no way I would let the rascal escape without punitive measures. I've watched CSI New Something and I can investigate. I know what DNA means, stands for and, can proove some stuff, maybe, with a microscope and the Black Eyed Peas in the background.

It might seem petty to some people but, it was attached - to MY body. I knew it would have to happen at some time but I guess I wasn't prepared fully for the loss.

Boo-hisss - It's gone, never to come back.

Is it important in the overall scheme of things? - is it fuck!!!

But it is still somewhat of a culture shock to my system.

Am I talking about a serious loss? - like bollocks I am. All I did was to go a hairdresser - for the first time in over 3 years. I am now shorn like a sheep.

I was aiming for hair down as far as my belt but it never quite got there.

Thus, with a twist on my pony-tail, a snip of the scissors, about 18 inches of my hair became detached from my head.

I kept the hair - I'm hoping to sell it to bald people who can then superglue it to their heads and pretend it's their own.

To be fair to the hairdresser, he asked about 5 times "Are you sure?" before he made the cut. He even tried to bribe me with alcohol beforehand.

I'm not sure if he thought I was going to beat the crap out of him or, if he got me pissed first, I might say "Yeah s perfick" regardless of the outcome.

Well, too late now. My long hair has gone :((

Looking on the bright side, I no longer look like a drugged-up wizard. On the down side, I keep trying to reach for my pony-tail to tighten the hair band and it's not there.

I'm sure there are more interesting hair stories out there - over to you....

23 comentarios:

Gorilla Bananas dijo...

For a second I thought you'd had your foot amputated.

Samson, shave your nut!

Does anyone remember the rest of the lyrics. It's Delilah singing.

kimmyk dijo...

18"? err nope. i got nothing more interesting than that.

didja donate it? or did you really keep it?

do you feel liberated?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Bloody feels like an amputation GB - I didn't realise how drastic it was until afterwards :(

SpanishGoth dijo...

Kimmy -> Might put the offcut on e-bay - there are so many top-slappers out there ;-) it would be a waste to not make money out of it

john.g. dijo...

Sadly, I no longer have any cranial hair! And if you think my balls are going to cop it you can f*ck off!!!

MKWM dijo...

I need a converter. Better than that, I found my ruban meter or whatever it's called in English. I now got the picture and reckon you must still have at least ten inches left and that the overall gothic look is still intact. Sorry for your hair loss. But hey, think about the shampoo you'll be saving... and instead of yours that is no more, you can always reach for Mariposa's pony-tail.

A note to John.g.: bald men are also attractive, you should therefore delete the word "sadly".

Brom dijo...

Did your head nod forward due to the imbalance in a principle of moments sort of way.

Only hair story here is Mrs. B starting to give me a No. 2 without fitting the No.2 attachment.

shellibells dijo...

You can donate to cancer patients but it had to be 12 inches....if it was twelve inches, I just felt the pain of the snip.

GEEZUS.

Stacie dijo...

No photos? You are such a tease!

SpanishGoth dijo...

JG -> I figured the hair had fucked off - as for your bollocks... all yours matey

Minky -> "I found my ruban meter or whatever it's called in English" I think we call it a VIBRATOR dear ;-)

Brom -> didn't dare move unless they chopped my ears off - I need them

Shelli -> I may well donate the excess hair - it's bloody full of alcohol though, I dare say

Stacie -> Pictures of me? Nobody wants to see them...

Stacie dijo...

I do! :)

Daphne Wayne-Bough dijo...

I think it can only improve your already stunning good looks dear Goth. I didn't like to say anything before, but Ozzie Osbourne in his dotage is not a look you want to emulate.

SpanishGoth dijo...

Stacie -> there aren't actually that many photos of me in existence - thankfully

Daphne -> Me and Ozzy? Seperated at birth perhaps...

john.g. dijo...

MKWM,I'm blushing!!

Grumpy dijo...

I know what DNA stands for! It's the "Nashional Dickslexia Association". Am I right or wot?

( . )( . ) dijo...

Oh my god, I really had a thing for drugged up wizards, I thought you were my man. Dayum. What to do..... what to do ......

Can we see a before and after shot of your cranium.... plz.... :P

PI dijo...

Just, please, don't get it so short you look like a skinned rabbit. I've divorced people for less.

Tom dijo...

You could always get a couple of rabbits tatooed on the back of your neck. From a distance, they'd look like hares...

Sorry.

Did the same thing myself some years ago. Went in with a pony tail like a fox's brush, came out with a cold neck and something called "product" in my barnet. I still have the pony tail in a brown envelope secured with a cable tie. Now thet's geeky.

SpanishGoth dijo...

JG -> cool - Minky made you blush

Grumpy -> indeed - reminds me of the dyslexic skiers...

(.)(.) -> I'm still Gothic - just slightly less hairy now

Pat -> it's not that short - just short for me

Tom -> I still have the pony tail - just need to sell it to some slaphead now

Honey dijo...

wow I have to see you shawn.
I cut my hair once after 24 years of not cutting it, but I'd died it dark blue and it had gone lank. Now I've almost managed to grow it back, I don't know it was a huge shock, everyone said I looked better, smarter, younger, sexier. But it just did not feel like me.
What are people saying about you, any comments?

SpanishGoth dijo...

Honey -> People are saying mainly positive things which is most disheartening - I liked my hair - just getting too old to be a wizard

The Aunt dijo...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me you've still got the leather trousers....

SpanishGoth dijo...

Aunty -> yes, I still have the leather trousers but the facial hair has gone too - bye bye, goatee, goatee bye bye