Silly Fact Day

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee - (Hardly seems worth it.)
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb - (Now that's more like it!)
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet - (that's a dangerous erection)
• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes - (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy but I'm still not over the pig.)
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its! head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off - (Honey, I'm home. What the fuck...?! )
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field - (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds - (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day - (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
• Butterflies taste with their feet - (Something I always wanted to know.)
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue - (Hmmmmmm......)
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump - (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
• A cat's urine glows under a black light - (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain - (I know some people like that.)
• Starfish have no brains - (I know some people like that too.)
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure - (What about that pig??)

Any other suggestions?....