So, whilst peacefully minding my own business the other day, I overheard a conversation at the bar.
Firstly, it must be pointed out that I was there watching football. However, that was with the pre-agreement from Mariposa who doesn't actually appreciate me swearing at TV for (in her opinion) no apparent reason.
Anyway, the conversation went something like this:-
"So, come on Mr Barman. Which would you choose? Watching football or sex?"
"It depends on the game, but if it was the Champions League Final with my team playing, and Cameron Diaz turned up wanting a shag - I'd say 'Get out of the way of the fucking TV woman' "
"See, I told you" said one of the desperate housewives "Men prefer football to sex!"
I was tempted to intervene and point out that you could, in theory, watch football whilst having sex but decided discretion was the better part of valour.
In reality, if I was married to any of those harpies, I think I would opt for football any time - bloody hell, even crown green bowling would be preferable.
At half time (in the football match) I began to think back to various articles I have read about what crosses peoples minds whilst they are in the act of fornicating (shagging, to those of you without a dictionary). I recall some bloody strange things that people have thought about.
I would name a few but I thought that before polluting your minds I would let you answer.
Thus, get thinking - the strangest thing to cross one's mind whilst having sex?!!!